Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sex Ed Rocks, artist - I Set My Friends On Fire.
Date of issue: 25.11.2008
Song language: English
Sex Ed Rocks |
There comes a time in every man’s life |
When he grows hair where it used to be bare |
I know you’re feeling weird, but you should be happy |
You don’t have a vagina, that would be crappy |
'Cause periods suck (And commas rule!) |
This is sex education, not grammar, fool! |
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection |
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? |
In Sex Ed, remember what you read (Remember what you read) |
Just forget what the others have said |
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed |
It takes only one sperm cell to make a baby |
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy |
Babies suck 'cause they barf and poo and cry |
They have the ability to pee in your eye |
Babies suck 'cause they barf and poo and cry |
They have the ability to pee in your eye |
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!) |
And did we mention |
The risk of getting STDs |
Not just gross hookers have it |
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit |
You don’t know who Dennis Rodman is? |
Well maybe you should watch more basketball |
Wait a second, this is not about sports |
(Quick fact!) You can’t get girls when wearing these shorts |
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection |
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? |
In Sex Ed, remember what you read (Remember what you read) |
Just forget what the others have said |
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed |
I still don’t get it |
Your body is growing |
You will get hairy |
Your puny voice will start to change |
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange |
Your pits will stink |
You will get zits on your face |
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away |
So listen to this song every day |