Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Beer from My Town is Better Than Yours, artist - Rumahoy. Album song Time II: Party, in the genre Метал
Date of issue: 16.07.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Napalm Records Handels
Song language: English
The Beer from My Town is Better Than Yours |
I come from a land, far far away |
Where we brew great beer every single day |
It comes in pints and it’s served ice cold |
And the recipe to make it is very very old |
But today I have come to you shitty little town |
And my smile has turned right upside down |
Cos they served me a beer and it tastes like piss |
I am Captain Yarrface, I can’t drink this! |
So I believe that you will trust me |
When I say that this beer’s no better |
Than what I produce in my bathtub |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
And all your women are ugly whores |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |
I went to France to drink some beer |
It tastes like greasy anal smears |
In Germany I quaffed a lot of booze |
It reminded me of smelly old shoes |
I drank a pint in Eng-er-land |
But it was warm and tasted bland |
And when I got very drunk in Belgium |
I thought I was drinking toilet scum |
So I believe that you will trust me |
When I say that this beer’s no better |
Than what I produce in my bathtub |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
And all your women are ugly whores |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |
So I believe that you will trust me |
When I say that this beer’s no better |
Than what I produce in my bathtub |
Awww mate it’s fucking disgusting |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
And all your women are ugly whores |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
The beer from my town is better than yours |
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge |
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours |