| Alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls
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| It’s time for you to go completely crazy
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| Are you ready? |
| This is Poop Deck Party
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| Woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight
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| Feeling kinda thirsty, some rum would be great
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| Went up to the deck, looking for a drink
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| But all I could find was a terrible stink
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| Poo over here, and poo over there
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| There is pirate poo everywhere
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| Gonna clean it up? |
| Nah fuck that
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| Let’s have a poop deck party, and wear a pirate hat
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| Alrighty, it’s time to pick up the shit
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| And throw it in the air
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| Here we go
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s where I want to be
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s fun for you and me
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
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| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop Deck Party!
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| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop Deck Party!
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| Yo ho my name is Captain Chris
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| I’m about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit
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| I’ve been living in the sea for a week or three
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| So all you landlubbers better listen to me
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| You know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won’t do
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| Now I’ve got an epic pirate quest for you
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| We’re gonna party party party party all night long
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| While Captain Yarrface sings this song
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| Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
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| Everybody in the house say yo ho ho
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| Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
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| Everybody in the house, let’s go!
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| Ha ha ha! |
| Little boy Bowes, that was very good
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| But now I’ll show you how a real pirate does it
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| Let’s go
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s where I want to be
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s fun for you and me
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
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| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop Deck Party!
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| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop! |
| Deck! |
| Poop Deck Party!
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s where I want to be
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
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| Poop Deck Party
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| It’s fun for you and me
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| I am Captain Yarrface
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| And welcome to the Poop Deck Party |