
Date of issue: 16.07.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Napalm Records Handels
Song language: English
Full Mast |
We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle |
I was chomping down on some glorious cattle |
For tonight we were going on a casino crawl |
Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all |
The first place we went, had an odorous stench |
A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench |
I hopped up to her, and winked in her direction |
She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection |
With that we made haste |
Into the night, what a sight |
There’s more to enjoy |
Now let’s go, ahoy |
Well we drunk, and we danced |
With my good eye I glanced |
A hotter wench |
With my hook at full mast |
Such beauty, what a booty |
I whipped out my flask |
To have a drink |
With my hook at full mast |
So I ditched that old carp, and put on my hat |
I’m Captain Yarrface I’m better than that |
I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied |
I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried |
To my surprise, she fell at my knees |
Pulled down my pants, and what did she see? |
She wasn’t impressed, she’d seen it before |
Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore |
I picked up my hat |
My pants and my gun, now lets run |
There’s more to enjoy |
Now let’s go, ahoy |
Well we drunk, and we danced |
With my good eye I glanced |
A hotter wench |
With my hook at full mast |
Such beauty, what a booty |
I whipped out my flask |
To have a drink |
With my hook at full mast |
Hold on a second |
Somebody’s stolen my hat |
I’m gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub |
Starting with you |
Name | Year |
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Time to Party | 2020 |
Forest Party | 2018 |
Pirateship | 2018 |
Cowboys of the Sea | 2020 |
Treasure Gun | 2020 |
The Legend of Captain Yarrface | 2020 |
AHOY! | 2018 |
Stolen Treasure | 2020 |
Poop Deck Party | 2020 |
The Beer from My Town is Better Than Yours | 2020 |
Huffman, the Pirate King | 2018 |
The Haitian Slam | 2018 |
Kill the Trolls | 2018 |
Quest for Heritage | 2018 |
1000 Years of Dust | 2020 |
Netflix and Yarr | 2018 |
The Triumph of Piracy | 2018 |