| There’s a pirate brave and true, He lives so far away
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| But when it comes to pirate quests, he’ll be there any day
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| Drinking rum and eating meat, Is what he likes to do
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| But if you cross him be afraid, He’ll chop your head in two
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| He lives in Lincoln Illinois
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| Wenches for men and for the boys
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| He takes his cheescake seriously
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| Ya ha ha harr
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| He’s the king, He’s the one who rules the seas
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| He’s the man, He’s the pirate we want to be
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| He’s a hero, He’s a fighter brave and true
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| He is the king of the pirates
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| Huffman ! |
| Huffman !
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| He’s the mighty pirate king
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| Huffman ! |
| Huffman !
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| For his glory we will sing
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| Once i knew a pirate man, who did not like his food
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| So Huffman punched his face in half, And flavor be pursed
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| He filled his restaurant to the brim, With piracy and yarr
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| With rumsahoy by his side, His legacy spread far
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| He is a chef of pirate steel
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| He will throw you overboard
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| If you don’t eat his pirate meal
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| Ya ha ha harr |