Translation of the song lyrics Boerepompie - Ricus Nel, Snotkop

Boerepompie (original)

Hier op my stoep, raak dinge pure plaas
Die honde wat huil, die konsertina wat raas, da’s hy
Hey Ricci, da’s lekker dinge daar buite
Soos daai dames met die kuite
Ek het alles wat ek wil hê
Met my vroutjie wat langs my lê
Maar in die pubs en clubs, is waar die aksie wag
En op die hoek van die straat, is waar my Mustang staan
Ons dans somme in die skuur
In die stad is Brannewyn te duur
Maar die plaas is stil (maar dis lekker)
Jy moet koeie melk (maar dis lekker)
En daar’s nie Uber nie (check my trekker)
Maar ek like jou konsertina
Ja, die girls like dit ook
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Hey Snotty, dis net geboue en ruite
Nou waar’s daai girls met die kuite?
Nee, hulle jol eers net na tien
Dan gaan jy lekker lywe sien
Nee op die plaas slaap ek agt uur, dan’s dit ligte uit
En vier uur is ek op, dan eet ek boerbeskuit
Nee, ons gaan twee uur more-oggend eers waai
En dan gaan stamp ons gou 'n garage pie (yes)
Die liggies is te veel (maar dis lekker)
Die geraas maak my mal (dis lekker)
Waar’s die haan wat kraai?
(hmm hy smaak lekker)
Ag man, check my konsertina
Ja, ek like hom ook
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Whoo-hoo!
'n Bietjie trek ('n bietjie trek)
'n Bietjie stoot (en 'n bietjie stoot)
Laat die krismis wurm wikkel op jou skoot
'n Bietjie in ('n bietjie in)
'n Bietjie uit (en 'n bietjie uit)
Laat die donkielong-kelong jou lekker kry (ooh, is lekker)
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
('n Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
('n Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans

(translation)

Here on my porch, things get pure farm
The dogs that cry, the concertina that roars, that he
Hey Ricci, those nice things out there
Like those ladies with the calves
I have everything I want
With my wife lying next to me
But in the pubs and clubs, is where the action awaits
And on the corner of the street, is where my Mustang stands
We dance sums in the barn
Brandy is too expensive in the city
But the farm is quiet (but it's nice)
You have to milk cows (but it's delicious)
And there is no Uber (check my tractor)
But I like your concertina
Yes, the girls like it too
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Take out the Christmas worm
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey lung bite you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump does not care, you are short or round
You're going to have a nice dance
Hey Snotty, it's just buildings and windows
Now where are those girls with the calves?
No, they only jol after ten
Then you will see nice bodies
No, on the farm I sleep eight hours, then it's light
And at four o'clock I'm up, then I eat farmer's rusks
No, we'll only be blowing for two hours tomorrow morning
And then we're going to bump into a garage pie soon (yes)
The lights are too much (but it's nice)
The noise drives me crazy (it's nice)
Where's the rooster crowing?
(hmm he tastes good)
Oh man, check my concertina
Yes i like him too
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Take out the Christmas worm
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey lung bite you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump does not care, you are short or round
You're going to have a nice dance
Whoo-hoo!
A little pull (a little pull)
Push a little (and push a little)
Let the Christmas worm wrap around your lap
A little in (a little in)
A little out (and a little out)
Let the donkey long kelong get you nice (ooh, is nice)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
(A Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
(A Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump does not care, you are short or round
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Take out the Christmas worm
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey lung bite you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump does not care, you are short or round
You're going to have a nice dance
Because a farmer's pump does not care, you are short or round
You're going to have a nice dance