| Jeg vælter ind af døren med min usynlige homie
| I knock in the door with my invisible homie
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| Ham du gir' skylden hver gang du gør noget tåbeligt
| Him you blame 'every time you do something stupid
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| Uforståeligt for du kender ham ik'
| Incomprehensible because you do not know him '
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| Men du råber hans navn når folk hater dit shit
| But you shout his name when people hate your shit
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| Sæt dig ned og læs lille gut homie
| Sit down and read little gut homie
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| Havde din ryg før du blev berømt på fæcesbook
| Had your back before you became famous on the stool book
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| Der' ingen tænder i det, dine læber kan sut men ik' spyt'
| There 'no teeth in it, your lips can suck but do not' spit '
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| Så du drukner mens jeg kvæler min sut
| So you drown while I suffocate my pacifier
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| Det' helt dødt, så mange crews der padler i det
| It's completely dead, so many crews paddling in it
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| Med bind for øjnene, leder efter dadler i det
| Blindfolded, looking for dates in it
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| De finder tøjter, og tøjter matcher løgne
| They find clothes, and clothes match lies
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| Men bitch, er nu virkeligheden smasker det med løgne
| But bitch, now reality is smacking it with lies
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| Sig min mening er pisse smålig, din ting gør mig svimmel og groggy
| Say my opinion is piss petty, your thing makes me dizzy and groggy
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| Så forsvind fra scenen og find en hobby
| So disappear from the stage and find a hobby
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| For når jeg siger du ik' leverer shit med hold i
| Because when I say you do not deliver shit with hold in
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| Er det ik' jantelovens skyld, nej du' bare decideret dårlig
| Is it not the fault of the Jante law, no you 'just decidedly bad
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| Og pulsen pumper når jeg tænker på dit crew og stikker nåle i voodoo dukker
| And the pulse pumps when I think of your crew and sticking needles in voodoo dolls
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| Splitter dem i tusind stumper
| Divide them into a thousand pieces
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| I' mindre værd en den ju i puffer
| I 'less worth a den ju in puffer
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| Så publikummer jubler når i skal sluge gule stråler fra min super soaker
| So the audience cheers when you have to swallow yellow rays from my super soaker
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| Jeg' langt fra troende
| I'm far from a believer
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| Men kan du hverken rap' eller ramme en tone ber' jeg til du stiller træskoene
| But if you can neither rap nor hit a note, I beg you to put on your clogs
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| Fuck om du' bodybuilder eller holder folk som gidsler
| Fuck if you're a bodybuilder or holding people hostage
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| Skills er skills og janteloven er et sjoller filter
| Skills are skills and Janteloven is a fun filter
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| Vi hører kun dine tracks efter 12 om natten når du sover
| We only hear your tracks after 12 at night when you sleep
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| Mens vi messer jantes regler og vores øjne ruller bagover
| While we mess jante's rules and our eyes roll backwards
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| Så bare stempel os som de vildeste hater
| So just label us as the wildest haters
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| Vi hader alligevel din stil så meget at vi har beef med dine forældre
| We still hate your style so much that we have beef with your parents
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| For at rose dig til skyerne og sige de syns' du go', de' syge i hovedet
| To praise you to the clouds and say they think 'you go', the 'sick in the head
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| Giggi Freddie Petersen syndrom
| Giggi Freddie Petersen syndrome
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| Og det' ik' jantelovens skyld at du mangler talent
| And it's 'not' the fault of the Jante law that you lack talent
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| Så hvorfor rende og skrige fuck den, når du bare skal holde kæft
| So why run and scream fuck it when you just have to shut up
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| Og pakke sammen, finde en anden interesse eller gesjæft
| And pack up, find another interest or business
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| Du kunne jo bli' Mohammed tegner og bosætte dig i Marakech
| You could become a Mohammed artist and settle in Marakech
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| For det' ik' sørgeligt hvis en sjoller slår sig selv ihjel forsætteligt
| For it 'ik' sad if a sjoller kills himself intentionally
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| Jeg vil hellere kalde det selv indsigt, vi mennesker er jo så forskellige
| I would rather call it self-insight, we humans are so different
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| Du tror du' speciel og har et kæmpe rap talent
| You think you 'special and have a huge rap talent
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| Vil gerne anerkendes af mængden, afhængig af accept
| Would like to be recognized by the crowd, depending on acceptance
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| På nettet spiller du smart og fortæller du er bedst
| On the net, you play smart and tell you are the best
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| Men kæfter op så snart du ik' får den forventede respekt
| But shut up as soon as you do not get the expected respect
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| En tosse der længes efter fame og sælger sin sjæl
| A fool who longs for fame and sells his soul
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| Altid selvtægt, men iscenesætter sig selv
| Always suicidal, but staging himself
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| Råber op om janteloven, tror folk er naive
| Shouting about the law of the roost, people think they are naive
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| Men den findes ik', fat det dog og stop med at pive
| But it does not exist, grab it and stop whining
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| Det' kun dig selv der kæmper for at holde den i live
| It's only you who fight to keep it alive
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| Og du har ingen hæmninger som kællinger der' Roskilde stive
| And you have no inhibitions like bitches who 'Roskilde stiff
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| Du' en del af Danmarks vildeste sjoller kollektiv
| You're part of Denmark's wildest dinghies collective
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| Og et skræmmende bevis på hvor fucked up man kan blive
| And a scary proof of how fucked up one can get
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| Du' en forkælet prick der sjældent kigger ud over egen næsetip
| You're a spoiled prick who rarely looks beyond his own nose tip
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| Selvsikker på du nok skal bli' et kæmpehit
| Confident you'll probably be a huge hit
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| Fortæller samtlige mennesker på din venneliste
| Tells all the people on your friends list
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| Hvordan de burde tjek' fordi dit næste shit bliver mesterligt
| How they should check 'because your next shit will be masterful
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| Du har det sygeste flow, homie blæs en spliff
| You have the sickest flow, homie blows a spliff
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| Noget tyder på du lyver for dig selv for tit
| Something suggests you are lying to yourself too often
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| Shit, du ejer hverken skills eller selv indsigt
| Shit, you possess neither skills nor even insight
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| Og både din mor og far sku' burres inde for forældre svigt
| And both your mom and dad sku 'burres in the face of parental failure
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| Drømmer om en trendy crib, lækre chicks med fake tits
| Dreaming of a trendy crib, delicious chicks with fake tits
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| Gæste feats og læssevis af sedler til din pengeklips
| Guest feats and loads of notes for your money clip
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| Hvis jeg var ligeså wack som dig, så ville jeg dæmpe mig lidt | If I was as wack as you, then I would calm down a bit |