Translation of the song lyrics Caz Penal - Parazitii

Caz Penal (original)

Primii si primii au aparut prostii
Cu urmatorul transport au aterizat hotii
Cum femeile erau deja doamne
S-a parasutat diin cer un pluton de panarame
Pericolul fiind real prostii au inventat spontan primul tribunal
Primul caz penal l-au intentat idiotii nefiind legi le-au scris tot hotii
In prezent e un pic altfel: prostul e fraier, hotul e smecher
Pui usa de metal creste interesul, perversul
Cu gandul criminal pune pe fata dresul
Inarmat cu levier la string
Te lasa-n pula goala pe balcon in frig
N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei
Conectat la prezent orice faliment
Te trimite fix la munca in occident
Ai grija in ce calci, sa nu te-agate la ciordit
Te mananca in cur, te scarpini cu carbit
Sunt destui care fura prea mult, ca dracii
N-ai tu zile de munca cate zile de furat au altii
Toti vagabontii comit ilegalitati in Spania, da cand s-a dus Germania
Odata se facea cheta pentru un vin, acum se face japca
Pentru-un bax de whisky fin
Vagaboantele care le vezi in strada daca-aveau capu' de fier
Rugineau de-atata muie luata, vrei sa faci bani incearca
Cauta o harta, pune degetul oriunde si pleaca
N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei
N-ai furat, credeai ca-ti cade mana, da ti-ai taiat-o-n strung
Iar acum te bucuri de avantajele vietii de ciung
Sperai sa vina ai tai sa-ti puna-n farfurie
Dar nu sunt decat sechele din copilarie
Femeia nu te-ajuta la nici o miscare, stie doar sa ceara
Iar cand ii dai zice ca doare
Agata-i da gat un calorifer de fier, arunc-o-ntr-o balta
Vezi cat sta fara aer
N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei

(translation)

Fools were the first to appear
With the next transport, the thieves landed
As women were already ladies
A platoon of skydivers parachuted into the sky
The danger being real, nonsense spontaneously invented the first court
The first criminal case was filed by idiots, as there were no laws, the thieves also wrote to them
Now it's a little different: the fool is a sucker, the thief is cunning
Putting the metal door increases the interest, the pervert
With the murderous thought he puts on the tights
Armed with string lever
He leaves you naked on the balcony in the cold
I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene
Connected to the present any bankruptcy
It sends you to work in the West
Be careful what you step on, so you don't get stuck
It eats you in the ass, you scratch it with charcoal
There are enough who steal too much, like hell
You don't have days of work how many days of stealing others have
All vagrants have been committing illegalities in Spain since Germany left
Once there was a cheta for a wine, now it's a chuckle
For a box of fine whiskey
The vagabonds you see on the street if they had an iron head
They rusted so much blowjob taken, you want to make money try
Find a map, put your finger anywhere and go
I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene
You didn't steal, you thought your hand was falling off, but you cut it into a lathe
And now you enjoy the benefits of life
You were hoping your family would come and put it on your plate
But it's just the sequelae of childhood
The woman does not help you with any movement, she only knows how to ask
And when you give it to him, he says it hurts
He grabs an iron radiator by the neck and throws it into a puddle
See how airless it is
I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene