| Primii si primii au aparut prostii
| Fools were the first to appear
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| Cu urmatorul transport au aterizat hotii
| With the next transport, the thieves landed
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| Cum femeile erau deja doamne
| As women were already ladies
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| S-a parasutat diin cer un pluton de panarame
| A platoon of skydivers parachuted into the sky
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| Pericolul fiind real prostii au inventat spontan primul tribunal
| The danger being real, nonsense spontaneously invented the first court
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| Primul caz penal l-au intentat idiotii nefiind legi le-au scris tot hotii
| The first criminal case was filed by idiots, as there were no laws, the thieves also wrote to them
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| In prezent e un pic altfel: prostul e fraier, hotul e smecher
| Now it's a little different: the fool is a sucker, the thief is cunning
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| Pui usa de metal creste interesul, perversul
| Putting the metal door increases the interest, the pervert
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| Cu gandul criminal pune pe fata dresul
| With the murderous thought he puts on the tights
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| Inarmat cu levier la string
| Armed with string lever
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| Te lasa-n pula goala pe balcon in frig
| He leaves you naked on the balcony in the cold
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| N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
| I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
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| Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
| Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
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| Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei
| Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene
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| Conectat la prezent orice faliment
| Connected to the present any bankruptcy
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| Te trimite fix la munca in occident
| It sends you to work in the West
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| Ai grija in ce calci, sa nu te-agate la ciordit
| Be careful what you step on, so you don't get stuck
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| Te mananca in cur, te scarpini cu carbit
| It eats you in the ass, you scratch it with charcoal
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| Sunt destui care fura prea mult, ca dracii
| There are enough who steal too much, like hell
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| N-ai tu zile de munca cate zile de furat au altii
| You don't have days of work how many days of stealing others have
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| Toti vagabontii comit ilegalitati in Spania, da cand s-a dus Germania
| All vagrants have been committing illegalities in Spain since Germany left
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| Odata se facea cheta pentru un vin, acum se face japca
| Once there was a cheta for a wine, now it's a chuckle
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| Pentru-un bax de whisky fin
| For a box of fine whiskey
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| Vagaboantele care le vezi in strada daca-aveau capu' de fier
| The vagabonds you see on the street if they had an iron head
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| Rugineau de-atata muie luata, vrei sa faci bani incearca
| They rusted so much blowjob taken, you want to make money try
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| Cauta o harta, pune degetul oriunde si pleaca
| Find a map, put your finger anywhere and go
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| N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
| I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
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| Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
| Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
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| Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei
| Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene
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| N-ai furat, credeai ca-ti cade mana, da ti-ai taiat-o-n strung
| You didn't steal, you thought your hand was falling off, but you cut it into a lathe
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| Iar acum te bucuri de avantajele vietii de ciung
| And now you enjoy the benefits of life
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| Sperai sa vina ai tai sa-ti puna-n farfurie
| You were hoping your family would come and put it on your plate
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| Dar nu sunt decat sechele din copilarie
| But it's just the sequelae of childhood
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| Femeia nu te-ajuta la nici o miscare, stie doar sa ceara
| The woman does not help you with any movement, she only knows how to ask
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| Iar cand ii dai zice ca doare
| And when you give it to him, he says it hurts
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| Agata-i da gat un calorifer de fier, arunc-o-ntr-o balta
| He grabs an iron radiator by the neck and throws it into a puddle
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| Vezi cat sta fara aer
| See how airless it is
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| N-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decat prostul
| I've never seen a thief worse than a fool
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| Care sa vrea hot, vrei, sa te-afirmi
| Who wants to be a thief, you want to assert yourself
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| Afirma-te ia-o pe ulei, fura si dormi la locul faptei | Say goodbye to oil, steal and sleep at the crime scene |