| Too Drunk To Fuck |
|---|
| Went to a party |
| I danced all night |
| I drank 16 beers |
| And I started up a fight |
| But now I am jaded |
| You’re out of luck |
| I’m rolling down the stairs |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk, to fuck |
| I’m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk |
| To fuck |
| I like your stories |
| I love your gun |
| Shooting out truck tires |
| Sounds like loads and loads of fun |
| But in my room |
| Wish you were dead |
| You ball like the baby |
| In Eraserhead |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk, to fuck |
| It’s all I need right now |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk, to fuck |
| I’m sick soft gooey and cold |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| I’m about to drop |
| My head’s a mess |
| The only salvation is |
| I’ll never see you again |
| You give me head |
| It makes it worse |
| Take out your fuckin' retainer |
| Put it in your purse |
| I’m too drunk to fuck |
| You’re to drunk to fuck |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| It’s all I need right now Oh baby |
| I’m melting like an ice cream bar |
| Oh baby |
| And now I got diarrhea |
| Too drunk to fuck |
| Yeah, Yeah |
| Yeah, Yeah |
| Yeah, Yeah |
| Oooohhh |
