Lyrics Portland - Nerf Herder

Portland

Go back to Portland
Go back to school
Go back to the 90s
When shit was cool
Go back to metal
Go back to punk
Go back to fucking
And fucking up
Ohh let’s slam the crust punk
'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue
Nobody gives a fuck
About your stupid food truck at all
Out on the streets
Of Portland
(And there’s more!)
(Alright)
Stop leaving parties
Stop going home
Stop jerking off with
Your iPhone
Stop eating kale
On your sub
Stop drinking coffee
In a strip club
Ohh let’s slam the crust punk
'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue
Nobody gives a damn
About your stupid folk rock band at all
Out on the streets
Of Portland
Portland x15
Bus ride, (Portland!)
Burnside, (Portland!)
Get drunk, (Portland!)
Crust punk, (Portland!)
Bookstore, (Portland!)
Doughnut, (Portland!)
And that’s everything I know about Portland
Buying the crust punk
A nice big bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue
No one gives a doggy doo
About your stupid home brew at all
Out on the streets
The filthy streets
The crust punk streets
The food truck streets
Out on the streets
Of Portland
Portland, Portland, Portland