
Date of issue: 08.10.2007
Song language: English
Led Zeppelin Rules |
I turn on my radio |
And all the music sounds hollow |
The first song they’re playin' sucks |
And the next one swallows |
The singer is whinin' |
And the drummer sounds bored |
The guitar player’s tone is like a Commodore 64 |
Don’t settle for less |
Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh |
Don’t give them your allowance money |
Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules» |
Yeah |
I turn on my TV set and I see the «American Idol» show |
And people are wonderin' why all the kids are suicidal |
Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley |
Well, they look so pretty |
Then you ask me if I like their music |
Well, I didn’t know that they had any |
Don’t listen to disco |
Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh |
Don’t listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh |
Don’t suffer the fools |
Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh |
Don’t give them your allowance money |
Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules» |
«Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I got for free on my cell phone. |
It’s so rad.» |
«I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone. |
Check this out.» |
«Dude, what’s that?» |
«It's got real music on it. |
It’s called a cassette tape.» |
«What? |
How many minutes do you hear with that thing?» |
«Ninety.» |
«Woah!» |
Don’t settle for less |
Don’t suffer the fools, no-oo-oh |
Don’t give them your allowance money |
Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules» |
Listen to disco |
Don’t listen to punk, no-oo-oh |
Don’t listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh |
Don’t suffer the fools |
Don’t settle for less, no-oo-oh |
Don’t give them your allowance money |
Let’s shout, «Led Zeppelin Rules» |
Don’t listen to disco |
Don’t listen to punk |
Don’t listen to junk |
Don’t listen to. |
Don’t listen to… ska |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Santa Has a Mullet | 2007 |
The Backpack Song | 2007 |
Portland | 2016 |
I've Got a Boner for Christmas | 2007 |
I Know What You're Getting for Christmas | 2007 |
Kiss Me Deadly | 2020 |
WTC #7 | 2008 |
Ghostbusters III | 2016 |
Manatee | 2008 |
Golfshirt Pt. 2 | 2008 |
Oh Me, Oh My | 2008 |
I'm Not a Loser | 2008 |
High School Reunion | 2008 |
Dance | 2008 |
Crocodile | 2008 |
Gary and the Princess | 2019 |
Garage Sale | 2008 |
Dianalee | 2008 |
Allie Goertz | 2016 |
We Opened for Weezer | 2016 |