Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I've Got a Boner for Christmas, artist - Nerf Herder. Album song Hi-Voltage Christmas Rock, in the genre Date of issue: 03.12.2007
Record label: Cool CDs
Song language: English
I've Got a Boner for Christmas |
| Mend up your stocking hole |
| 'Cause this lump ain’t made of coal |
| I’ve got a boner for Christmas |
| Cranberry sauce, ice cream and muffins |
| You be the turkey and I’m the stuffing |
| I’ve got a boner for Christmas |
| Singing joy to the world |
| To each and every girl |
| To all of of you girls, oh oh you |
| Ohh yeah |
| Hang up your Christmas stocking |
| And let me put my cock in |
| I’ve got a boner for Christmas |
| All year, you’ve been in a rut |
| This time, let’s do it in the butt |
| I’ve got a boner for Christmas |
| Singing joy to the world |
| To each and every girl |
| To all of of you girls, oh oh |
| I’ve got a boner |
| Oh oh oh |
| For Christmas |