Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Allie Goertz, artist - Nerf Herder. Album song Rockingham, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 10.03.2016
Record label: Tunecore
Song language: English
Allie Goertz |
| I’ve got a checklist of all of the things that I want in a girlfriend |
| I put a lot of time thinking of the attributes |
| 'Cause I’m a detailed oriented guy |
| And I finally found a woman who’s funny and smart |
| And likes pastrami |
| And wears cool glass |
| And sings about the Simpsons |
| Yes, her name is Goertz |
| Yeah, that name is right here on my checklist |
| Check it out! |
| All my Google alerts are for Allie Goertz |
| 'Cause I like to know what she’s doing |
| All the Ernies and Berts tuck in their shirts |
| When Allie Goertz walks by |
| And she’s friends with Chris Hardwick |
| And he’s not friends with jerks |
| Oh, she’s like Lucy Ricardo |
| And I’m Fred Mertz |
| Oh, Allie Goertz |
| Sometimes she makes a tweet |
| And it’s just so very funny that it makes me cry |
| 'Cause it’s plain to see that she’s out of my league |
| I get depressed and I have to lie down |
| Maybe I should write and sing a little song for her |
| No, that’s a bad idea |
| That would creep her out and I don’t want to do that |
| Oh no, I’m already singing a song for her |
| Somebody stop me! |
| All my Google alerts are for Allie Goertz |
| 'Cause I like to know what she’s doing |
| All the Ernies and Berts tuck in their shirts |
| When Allie Goertz walks by |
| And she’s friends with Chris Hardwick |
| And he’s not friends with jerks |
| Oh, she’s like Lucy Ricardo |
| And I’m Fred Mertz |
| Oh, Allie Goertz |
| Parry: Oh, hey Stephen. |
| Thanks for coming over. |
| I really appreciate it |
| Stephen: No problem. |
| What can I do for you? |
| Parry: Well see, there’s this girl. |
| Here’s her picture. |
| Do you think I should |
| go for it? |
| Stephen: Hmm. |
| I think that you are way too old for this girl |
| Parry: Too old? |
| Stephen: Yes |
| Parry: Dude |
| Stephen: That’s what I think |
| Parry: That’s not cool. |
| That’s ageism and it’s lame. |
| Forget it. |
| You take your |
| little Speak-n-Spell and your Presidential Medal of Freedom and get out of here. |
| The nerve of that guy |
| A little birdie chirps |
| Miley Cyrus twerks |
| And it’s all for Allie Goertz |
| All the Ernies and Berts tuck in their shirts |
| When Allie Goertz walks by |
| All my Google alerts are for Allie Goertz |
| 'Cause I like to know what she’s doing |
| I eat frozen desserts 'til my head hurts |
| 'Cause they’re sweet and cool like Allie Goertz |
| All my Google alerts are for Allie Goertz |
| Stephen: Now I will find this Allie Goertz and make her mine. |
| Ha ha ha ha ha |