Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Nerdcore Players , by - MC Lars. Song from the album The Digital Gangster LP, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 03.11.2008
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Nerdcore Players |
| YTCracker: |
| Had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties |
| Now i pimp women until I’m ninety |
| Poster child for the geeky life |
| Manifested get the girls undressed and |
| Get it on get the ladies sex and |
| Put the mic down and pick a drink up |
| Later that night I’ll beat the pink up |
| Check my site i put a link up |
| Contact me I’m a digital g |
| Come from the net but born in cali |
| West coast player I’m the mayor of the get down |
| Fly rhymesayer chicks say I’m the best now |
| Put me to the test now |
| See why girls died from the 99 to meet me |
| Computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me |
| Oh so sweet |
| You know we’re the truth sayers |
| We’re the nerdcore players |
| I’m pimping like John Mayer |
| My game is heavy like Slayer |
| MC Lars: |
| Girl what’s your name, what’s your sign, where you from? |
| Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb? |
| I’ll tell you jokes and make you laugh |
| Sad lonely nights they’re in the past |
| Mountain Dew I’ll buy you that (yup!) |
| Beef jerky I’ll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I’ll buy you that |
| BART tickets to Richmond I’ll but you that |
| I keep it real like ontology |
| A priori player, fly like ornithology |
| «All Apologies», I’m so In Utero |
| My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo |
| TPFR — True Pimp for Real |
| Ask anyone you know, I’m a very big deal |
| I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion |
| Wake up you’re in love like Billy Ocean! |
| YTCracker: |
| I’ll get her number you run point |
| Land every broad up in this joint |
| Or I’ll be the wingman call me goose |
| Grease chicks like bacon we so footloose |
| They’re obtuse were acute shes so cute |
| Rubbing on my tracksuit |
| Tell ‘em lars how we do it in hurr |
| Get up on the mic and do that thurr |
| MC Lars: |
| YT and me we pimp these ladies |
| KOL-Con V, we made some babies |
| At Comic-Con we met some chicks |
| Who knew all of the Lucas flicks |
| My Monty Python makes them holler |
| Laptop baller, game shot caller |
| B, A, left, right, guess who I’m taking home tonight! |
| YTCracker: You use protection right? |
| Lars: That’s right YTCracker! |
| A true player’s always gots to wrap it up! |
| YTCracker: Word! |