Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Do the Bruce Campbell, artist - MC Lars. Album song Donald Trump Has Really Bad Morals, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 11.08.2016
Record label: Oglio
Song language: English
Do the Bruce Campbell |
Lars: Wait what’s that noise? |
YTCracker, are those zombies? |
YT: Zombies in the studio! |
Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it |
YT: It sounds like a horrorcore song |
Lars: You know who we should get on this track to help us out? |
YT: I’m thinking Zealous1 and Schaffer the Darklord |
Lars: Heck yeah! |
YT: What should we call it Lars? |
Lars: I think we should call it Bruce Campbell |
Schaffer: |
Fresh from the cemetery, I’m a terrifying sight |
With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic |
I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand |
Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands |
Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing |
Fill a water bottle, swallow all your bodily fluids |
You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard |
Still think you’re hardcore? |
Bow to your Darklord! |
Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red |
Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed |
Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains |
I annihilate you, then I violate your remains |
You choked and you froze 'cause you got so scared |
Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there |
Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed |
Bleedat! |
But never mind the «at,» just bleed! |
Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell |
Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle |
Four MC’s we’re more than you can handle |
D-d-d-d-do the Bruce Campbell |
Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell |
Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle |
Four MC’s we’re more than you can handle |
Protect your neck and do the Bruce Campbell |
YTCracker: |
They need brains not the kind that you get in the back of a car |
At the drive in but the kind where they’re hiding in fear |
Laid up in a creaky house where the people shout |
Night of the living dead instead full moon rising |
Their surprising every chick with their shirt torn off |
Got an axe with the blade worn off |
They roam in the shadows split their melon |
I’m telling talking bout the zombies stalking |
Victims with a stick ‘em up |
Dead flesh rotten don’t pick them up |
On the side of the road or get yourself throwed |
Become one of them and walk all slowed |
On a quest for the grey matter nothing phatter |
Than a mind like mine when the zombies dine |
Repeat chorus |
Zealous1: |
Back from the dead, got a bullet in my head |
And 37 more from the buckshot spread |
Suicidal thoughts like frost in your spine |
The dragon won’t sleep till your souls all mine |
Cut the flesh, blood spillin will entice me |
I promise when I carve my name I’ll do it very nicely |
Precisely, show your ladies I’m the best at this |
I got them screamin for the zealous as the sexorcist |
Don’t mess with this, you just can’t hide |
Ain’t gonna stop till the knifes inside |
Twist to the left, lemme see your eyes |
Twist to the right, I wanna taste you die |
I stalk MC’s who are not believers |
Make a microphone stand outta both their femurs |
I love screamers, uh oh lets go |
Gimme some sugar baby and do the Bruce Campbell |
Lars: |
Jeffrey Dahmer, here’s my story |
You abhor me, you deplore me |
Much too gory, violent glory |
But this never would have happen if you hadn’t ignored me! |
You laughed at me and my fat retainer |
Now your son Stew is frozen in my refrigerator |
If you’d just said hello when I passed in the hall |
I wouldn’t be snacking on your dead boyfriend Paul |
It’s just another day at the Ambassador Hotel |
Milwaukee’s best travel bargain, please ignore the smell |
Shrunken heads severed limbs, I’m mad belligerent |
Murderous cannibal, far from innocent |
The Dahmer Dinner Party is the best it’s true |
And everywhere I go, I’ll take a part of you |
There’s a key downstairs, and your name’s on it |
I’ll get the stains out, you bring the comet |
Repeat chorus |