| Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon
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| Autograph line every day in homeroom
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| On the playground all the kids like to point and whisper,
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| «Check his calloused guitar-button blisters»
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| I’m a fourth grade celebrity
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| Plastic axe on my back and a Dragonforce T My teachers know that I’m the man
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| A walking, talking ten-year-old-brand
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| Pepsi offered me mad G’s to drink Sobe exclusively
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| Guitar Hero, it’s my song, flip the switch and then it’s on CHORUS
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| Well I’m starting up my Wii and all my fans are in the stands
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| I would invite my parents but they’ll never understand
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| I’ve got a reputation for the levels that I beat
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero, hey that’s me They say Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil
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| I can beat «Through the Fire and Flames"on expert level
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| While Slash rocks the strip up and down LA
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| I push multi-colored buttons on a stick all day
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| Dimebag brought the dope harmonics
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| My five buttons are electronic
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| Clapton spilt his heart on «Layla»
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| I go (click click click) playa
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| Hendrix lit his strat on fire
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| Generations were inspired
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| One day my songs could do the same
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| if I weren’t so addicted to this game!
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| CHORUS
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| I’m a player, I’m a hero, I’m your rock star little man
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| If I don’t do my homework will my teachers understand?
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| Can’t really strum a note and every gig I rock for free
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero, hey that’s me Beating Call of Duty doesn’t mean your aim is good
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| Beating Wii Golf doesn’t make you Tiger Woods
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| Beating Apples to Apples doesn’t make you a farmer
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| Watching UFC won’t make you any harder
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| Friends on Myspace won’t make you a musician
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| Beating Operation doesn’t make you a physician
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| Watching CSI doesn’t make you a detective
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| Playing Mario Paint doesn’t mean you have perspective
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| Beating Gears of War doesn’t make you Wintson Churchill
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| Quoting 90's sitcoms doesn’t make you Steve Urkel
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| Grand Theft Auto doesn’t make you a player
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| Playing Sim City doesn’t make you a mayor
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| Beating Rock Band doesn’t mean you rock
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| Beating Tony Hawk doesn’t make you Tony Hawk
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| American Idol won’t make you a star
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| Beating Guitar Hero doesn’t mean you play guitar
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| Play me some guitar
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| Now play me some guitar
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| Play me some guitar
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| Paul Gilbert on guitar!
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| Let’s go!
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| CHORUS
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| Well I know my mom will ground me if I play again all night
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| When I step into the zone I always rock it right
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| My eyes are getting bloodshot as my fingers start to bleed
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero
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| I’m gamer, I’m an addict, guitar strummer, I’m a fan
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| One day I’ll tour the country in my drummer’s beat-up van
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| But until I learn to play I’ll sit in front of my TV
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero
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| I’m a Guitar Hero hero
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| Hey that’s me!
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| And that’s me!
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| And that’s you!
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| Well golly gee!
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| Yeah! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash), artist - MC Lars. Album song This Gigantic Robot Kills, in the genre Электроника