Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Altered States, artist - MC Lars. Album song Single and Famous, in the genre ИндиDate of issue: 17.08.2009
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Altered States |
| Produced by K. Flay |
| Mixed by Jason Moss |
| Written by K. Flaherty and A. Nielsen |
| K.FLAY: |
| In Indiana I watched a Hoosiers game |
| Saw Bobby Knight bringing the pain |
| The next week down in Tennessee |
| I built a life-sized model of a centipede |
| Kicking it in Kansas dope red pumps |
| Jayhawks shaking badonkadonks |
| In Nebraska, I husked corn all day |
| Got bitten by a shark Californ-I-A |
| MC LARS: |
| Had to let it go in New Mexico |
| Played a sold out show in Calexico |
| Had a trailer crash on tour in Minnesota |
| Got lucky in Kentucky with a chick in my Toyota |
| Got in my pajamas with a girl from Alabama |
| Then I lost my laptop in Louisiana |
| Saw Hannah in Montana, went to New Joisy |
| Got lost on the turnpike gross and oily |
| K.FLAY: |
| I was in Vermont, saw into the future now I’m clairvoyant |
| Out to infinity and then beyond |
| Drank a tub of maple syrup, got sick and I called my Mom |
| Popped a soda up in North Dakota |
| Then I hitched a ride down to Arizona |
| Business that’s risky in Mississippi |
| Oregon filled with duck-billed hippies |
| MC LARS: |
| Do I really have to remind ya |
| About the bets we made in North and South Carolina? |
| If you can’t ignore the Idaho snow |
| We’ll move to Georgia where the peaches grow |
| In Massachusetts met Confucius |
| Said, «Where's your beverage? |
| Are you juiceless?» |
| It’s not that I’m insane |
| I’m just too West Coast for New Hampshire or Maine |
| 50 states, 64 bars |
| Presented by Ms. Flay and Lars |
| Check out the map (yeah we’ve been there) |
| K.FLAY: |
| I put the O in Ohio, Venus de Milo |
| Kidnapped by the circus and they put me in a sideshow |
| Got lei’d in Hawaii on top of dolphins that’s where I be |
| Rhode Island popped a Mylanta |
| In Alaska chillin with Santa |
| David the gnoming in Wyoming |
| Pennsylvania’s pregnant and it’s showing |
| MC LARS: |
| Not ignoring the warm Florida sun |
| Chased by a gator to Wisconsin |
| Made a scary plan down in Maryland |
| Where Edgar Allan Poe died a sad lonely man |
| I guess his death wish was big like Texas |
| You can’t reject this New York guestlist |
| In Utah I saw the Simpsons movie |
| At the Delaware mall I paid no duties |
| K.FLAY: |
| Michigan acting like a bitch again |
| In Colorado you’ll need your Michelins |
| Small gene pools in West VA |
| Washington state lots of rainy days |
| Munching on a bowl full of curry in Missouri |
| Midwest swing and I’m no hurry |
| Mad love for Illinois got a silent s |
| And it’s not Reno homeboy it’s Re-yes |
| MC LARS: Went to Nevada had a bad trip |
| Moved to Iowa where I owe a grip |
| Chasing tornados in Oklahoma |
| Climbing Lincoln’s nose in South Dakota |
| Friends with benefits in Connecticut |
| Went to Virginia for some southern etiquette |
| Hundreds of fans all parked and saw |
| Me and Bill Clinton jamming in Arkansas |
| 50 states, 64 bars |
| Presented by Ms. Flay and Lars |
| Check out the map (yeah we’ve been there) |
| MC LARS & K. FLAY: |
| These are the states that we’ve been to |
| And all the hi jinks that we got into |
| At the end of the day all we can say |
| Is there’s really no place like the USA |