
Date of issue: 03.11.2008
Record label: Horris
Song language: English
Guinevere |
they call me arthur ruler of camelot |
i’m a demigod got a team of knights |
got a sword name excalibur legendary damager |
everyone knows i’m the round table manager |
lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere |
she’s a little cute but i fear |
my chief knight lance he’s got the hots |
for my fair maiden a crush of sorts |
don’t want to rush to conclusions |
but when he’s around it’s a little confusing |
cant tell if she’s faithful but i’m getting a vibe |
that she’s cheating on me and sneaking behind |
my back should i put lance on the rack? |
interrogate him does she want to marry him? |
i hope not hope it’s my imagination |
'Cause I’d be crushed if she really likes him |
I love her |
I love her too |
I’m caught in between both of you |
Arthur got played! |
I feel betrayed |
From Dark Ages to present day |
Arthur, yeah I met him at school |
He seemed real cool but he wasn’t |
Said he’d treat me like a queen, give me everything I needed |
But he gave me nothing |
You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack |
I’m feeling hella bored |
So I hit up my PC, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine |
The name’s Lancelot I break dance a lot |
Rolled up in my Caddy to Camelot |
Homegirl hit me up, click, send |
Want a royal DL girlfriend? |
So hey Gwuinevere come and dance with me |
The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me |
Whatever tickles your fancy |
I punked that punani like Sid and Nancy… oh! |
Facebook posts from Lancelot |
Took one look at me, I made them pants all drop |
We did things you couldn’t watch on cable |
Even got down on the damn Round Table |
Playing to dudes like Monopoly |
Then I kick them to the curb like purple properties |
Though men may try they can not be the boss of me |
No more Ms. Nice Girl, fistier than the spiciest Spice Girl |
All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind |
Independent now I roll in a habit |
Dollar, dollar bills, I grab it |
Guinevere busts balls |
Shout outs to my ladies at Seneca Falls |
times never change in the camelot lair |
sent a squire to her room and she wasnt there |
in the future, will people have the same problems? |
how will they cope and how will they solve them? |
put her face in my book i should post some signs |
all around my kingdom then she’ll be mine |
again, yeah that’s the ticket |
i never thought dames could be so wicked |
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