Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Whiskey River , by - MC Chris. Release date: 27.11.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Whiskey River |
| Beer I love it I guzzle it down |
| And dope I smoke it pound for pound |
| And girls I love them but they can’t be found |
| Cause they’re throwin' curve balls from the pitchers mound |
| Cheese steaks I eat them when my hungers fierce |
| I love my girl who’s tongue is pierced |
| Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers |
| Imagine people drinkin' beers watchin' people drinkin' beers |
| Alcohol is evil foot and mouth introducer |
| Like a thread in a needle it’s a sexual seducer |
| Name is mc chris mc bucks is my producer |
| Keep your bum away from mr. |
| motor cause he might goose her |
| Wild turkey til the rooster Mamoosa in the mornin' |
| Doing shots like goose tonight well one is what your formin'? |
| Cause your stomach needs some pumpin', liver needs some lovin' |
| And your girls needs a johnson that’s worthy of shovin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive |
| I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life |
| Gin and tonic rather than the chronic |
| Watch the bubbles fizzle it’s kinda hypnotic |
| If beer was water you know I’d be an aquatic |
| Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic |
| Enough about it or have I said too little |
| Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle |
| I kid you not you’ll be eatin' snot |
| If you fool with my brews or partake in my pot |
| Without askin' don’t be robbin' |
| We like Baskin Or else I’ll be sobbin' |
| Throwin' punches while I’m hob knobbin' |
| A one way ticket on me to John Hopkins |
| I’m stockin' my cellar with liquor propellers |
| So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella |
| A melon that’s throbin' come mornin' time |
| I’m in another fat pickle from drinkin' and rhymin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin |
| Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive |
| I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life |
| Know what I mean break it down baby |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River I don’t wanna drive |
| I’m gonna have to face the rest of my life |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin' |
| Whiskey River don’t leave me hangin' |
| I need a cold one to keep the cool kids keep the cool kids bangin' |