Lyrics The Hammer - MC Chris

The Hammer

Geek: …economics, I love economics…
Bully: HEY over there!
Where do you think you’re going?
Geek: I’m gonna go home!
Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: School’s over.
I wanna go--
Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you.
Geek: Oh, recollections on what?
Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members'
CUNTS I’ve licked today!
Geek: Oh, how offensive!
Bully: Let’s see, your SISTER…
Geek: Oh!
Bully: …your MOTHER…
Geek: Not my mother!
Bully: …Your GRANDMOTHER…
Geek: My grandmother?
Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER…
Geek: Oh, you wouldn’t!
Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!
Geek: Oh, that’s gross!
Bully: HAHAHAHAHA
Geek: HEY!
How do you feel about THIS?!
Bully: Oh my God!
Aah!
Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!
Bully Oh my God!
Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!
I’m tired of the way you’ve been treating me!
And I’m not gonna take it anymore!
Bully: Please!
Please!
I… I…looking at your gun,
I… I'm rethinking all of my bullyism… and I… uh…
I just think if I were to get a second chance…
Geek: You can’t get a second chance!
You are way too mean,
and therefore, you deserve to get capped!
I am pulling back the…
thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!
Bully: The hammer?
Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!
Bully: OH MY GOD!
YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET’S
FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED!
AAH!
OW!
IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!
Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY?!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!
Bully: AAH!
OW!
I’m dying… dying.
Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done?
(cries)
I’m sorry… who will I talk to now?
What have I done…
what have I done?