Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sad Sack, artist - MC Chris. Album song MC Chris Is Dreaming, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 29.09.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English
Sad Sack |
Had to talk about in my notepad |
Something goin' on in my gonads |
Got a glossy finish like it’s Kodak |
You might say «That's not my business», yeah I know that |
While I’m dreamin' there was semen in my undies |
Young, dumb, full of cum Solomon Grundy (Grrrr) |
I mainly grip it for a minute then I pass out |
I’m having crazy stripper dreams with they ass out |
I always try to cater to compulsions |
Now I’m waking to a boner that’s convulsing |
You might say that is repulsive and disgusting |
Guess you get the ghost when you’re bustin' |
I wonder why this happens but I draw blanks |
I guess my seeds need a release from their Shawshank |
My kernels gone nocturnal, it’s a cruel crime |
And my Tim’s gotta swim when it’s Tool Time |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |
Life is callous and cruel, then a laugh and a lark |
There’s some drool on my tool—a water park in the dark |
There is paste in my pants, something brief in my briefs |
I have a little less cum, it was stolen by thieves |
There’s a bit of my goo in my Fruit of the Looms |
My tighties ain’t so whitey, lost a few of my dudes |
I don’t mean to be crude, I don’t mean to be crass |
I just ejaculated as it was fated to pass |
I must not have masturbated, that’s really the shock |
Or I didn’t have a dream where I’m hunted or stalked |
Instead I get a betty who starts petting my cock |
There’s jam in my pajamas instead of my socks |
Anything can happen and most women could do it |
If I forget to fap then my brain must drain the fluid |
I woke up to some wetness, you can bet this was normal |
Dreams can make me cream because they’re glory hole portals |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |
Slave Leia?! |
What are ya doin' here? |
Ah—what—hey, come on—no |
Hey listen, your job is property, you’re not supposed to be— |
Hey listen, keep your hands to yourself, Selena Gomez |
Hey—w—w—wait—wait, hold on a second. |
Wha—hey— |
Oh my god, she’s sucking my dick… |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |
Sad sack, liquid on your lap |
Stewin' in your fluid because you forgot to fap |
Wad blown, time to change your clothes |
Can’t go to bed till you beat your bone |