| You can have a skittle, a mento or a sweet tart.
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| It ain’t no riddle, you don’t need an ID card.
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| It’s not illegal, it might give you some cavities.
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| It’s kinda little, I’ll take a handful if you please.
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| Yo, everyone loves 'em, from animatronics from outer space.
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| Can’t get enough of them, I’ll empty a bag right into my face.
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| You get 'em at movies. |
| Get them in a combo meal to save
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| Doesn’t represent a rainbow, might melt in your hand if you dare to wait.
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| It comes in a cup or chocolate bar varieties.
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| Comes in three colors, the three you see in Autumn leaves.
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| They’re kinda spooky, synonymous with Halloween.
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| They are the dookie — you’ll find a sack inside the freeze.
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| Reese’s Pieces at the movies, Reese’s Pieces slumber party.
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| We’ll eat Reese’s in the treehouse, we’ll eat Reese’s on safari.
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| Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter, it’s no wonder
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| Reese’s pieces got me wheezin', free me from the spell I’m under.
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| Reese’s Pieces at the movies, Reese’s Pieces slumber party.
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| We’ll eat Reese’s in the treehouse, we’ll eat Reese’s on safari.
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| Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter, it’s no wonder
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| Reese’s pieces got me wheezin', free me from the spell I’m under.
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| Reese’s pieces!
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| World’s Fair, Chicago in the year of 1893,
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| a man named Milton, a disaster outta Lancaster, P.
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| Inspired by the Germans and their chocolate making machinery
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| he invented milk chocolate or stole it from the Swiss, that’s history.
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| So Milton built a factory, and a town and a park and a school for orphans,
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| made bars and kisses and chips real cheap so poor peeps could afford them.
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| What a great depression — Nine-Twenty, not funny, no money in the pocket,
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| 'cept Pennsylvania where Milton kept on cranking out chocolate.
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| The Mr. Goodbar and then a World War and Milton did his part.
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| Made anti-aircraft guns and sent the soldiers chocolate bars.
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| Meanwhile they had a ship in, was secretly dipped in peanut butter
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| in his Pennsylvania basement. |
| It was so exciting, cue the lightning/thunder.
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| Name’s Harry Burnett, you can bet my ass didn’t go to Harvard.
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| Be hold up in a cup, couldn’t have done it without George Washington Carver.
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| «I was living the high life — champagne, limousine, it was a trip,
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| then I died of a heart attack — all for naught, I was bought in fifty-six.»
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| Now please fast-forward to the seventies, scientists discover Penuche.
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| Peanut Butter’s too oily, Pieces takes their part in the food chain,
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| and their name is commonplace in the latest interview with a lady named
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| Witherspoon.
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| Don’t eat a whole bag, kid, 'cause Mom’ll be mad and Dad said dinner’s soon.
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| Reese’s Pieces at the movies, Reese’s Pieces slumber party.
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| We’ll eat Reese’s in the treehouse, we’ll eat Reese’s on safari.
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| Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter, it’s no wonder
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| Reese’s pieces got my wheezin', free me from the spell I’m under.
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| Reese’s Pieces at the movies, Reese’s Pieces slumber party.
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| We’ll eat Reese’s in the treehouse, we’ll eat Reese’s on safari.
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| Candy coated and you know it, peanut butter, it’s no wonder
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| Reese’s pieces got my wheezin', free me from the spell I’m under.
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| Reese’s pieces! |