Lyrics Pop Punk Is Dead - MC Chris

Pop Punk Is Dead

Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward’s here to see you
Hey MC!
Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house
Haha, yeah
Tim Chandler, New Pop.
How are you, sir?
I’m good, how are you?
I’m great, sir.
And you?
Ha… ha…I'm good.
Listen, have a seat
Thank you, thank you very much.
This is comfortable…
Thank you, Princess.
You can go…
Oh.okay
Ohhh.
Let me start by thanking you for a second
Okay…
The album… I got the preorders in, they look great.
The album sounds great
Thanks a lot
You look like a million bucks
Thank you, thank you very much
Uhhhhh…
What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler?
You look like… is something the matter?
You don’t know what I’m going through.
It’s becoming more and more appearant as
the days tick by in my head that… that pop punk is dead…
What?!
…and hip hop is the wave of the future
Well… I guess it could be… I mean we don’t know for sure
These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and
then the girls didn’t love them and they… mmmmmmm
Look c’mon that’s good music, Mr
Ugh… gimme a break
Mr. Ch-
Egghead’s got a song about how hot dogs taste good… I know hot dogs taste good!
I know you do, sir
I eat hot dogs!
I know, you have some on your desk…
Ohhhh… Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band… but she’s married!
But, it’s a great ban-
It’s a cock-tease band!
There my, there my friends, dude
They tease my cock
Mr. Chandler…
Listen up.
You kid, you’re where it’s a cause you can actually have sex with
women for christ’s sake
Well… I do…
That’s what I’m looking for, a man’s man
Yeah… yeah, that’s who I am
Allllright… Get the fuck out of my office
O… o…o…okay…Mr.
Chandler… thanks for seeing me…
Uh huh…