| The horror, it was Zorro
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| He was wearin' a mask
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| I was out with my folks
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| And we was havin' a laugh
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| We didn’t do this too often,
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| mingle with the proletariats
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| folks were old money
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| And too often they were scaredy cats
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| Always goin' out
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| Leavin' me with the help
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| Always raising funds
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| And I’m left by myself
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| They saw that I was missin out
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| On being a kid
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| Dad said we’re going out
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| And I’m flippin' my lid
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| I was lost in the dark
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| like that time in the cave
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| Surrounded by bats
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| Alone and afraid
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| Big Z on my screen
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| Meant dueling and danger
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| Someone so evil
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| Can focus their anger
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| A hero that sent the injust to their ruin
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| A mask to protect from people pursuin'
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| A cape to conceal a collection of tricks
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| And eveything black, on this he insists
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| I am the Batman
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| I jump up and then I land
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| You don’t know what I got in my hand
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| The shape of a bat you go «SPLAT!"and «KABLAM!»
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| I am the Dark Knight
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| I do whats right, but I do it out of spite
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| Don’t look quite right if you turn on the light
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| I’ll land with a boom … fight
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| Dad had the limo out back
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| I was sacked out cause I’m a little lad
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| Don’t wanna be older, head’s on a shoulder
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| I heard a loud sound, and I went on the ground
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| It was sad… and my father was dead
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| My mother was screamin' till she was shot in the head.
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| See pearls in a puddle that was suddenly red
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| The memory gets muddled except what the man said
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| «Ever dance with the Devil
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| In the pail moon light?»
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| A riddle I’ll remember
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| For the rest of my life
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| This killer was a chiller
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| I was froze to the bone
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| Alfred found me, I was howlin'
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| Like a pup on his own
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| I made a promise to my parents
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| In the circle of light
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| I would vanquish evil in a cape
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| Maybe some tights
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| I didn’t know how I would do it
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| Or which form I would take
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| I just knew it was a creature
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| Only I could create
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| I am the Batman
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| I jump up and then I land
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| You don’t know what I got in my hand
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| The shape of a bat you go «SPLAT!"and «KABLAM!»
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| I am the Dark Knight
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| I do whats right, but I do it out of spite
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| Don’t look quite right if you turn on the light
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| I’ll land with a boom … fight
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| … pack plenty of socks
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| brought a legion of luggage
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| drug it down to the docks
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| But I gave them the slip
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| Stowed away on a freight
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| I was pissed with being rich
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| Life’s a bitch, so they say
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| Foreign land, with the plan
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| and the knowledge within
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| for soon I’d be a man
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| that would need to begin
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| This quest to be best
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| And defend the opressed
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| Packed in the projects
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| Like objects and pests
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| I’d have to return
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| But for now, I would train
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| I learned tracking and hunting
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| On the African plain
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| In China learned Tao
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| Japan, I learned Jiu Jitsu
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| Don’t believe you would bleed
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| Well let me convince you
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| Nerve pinch, in a pinch
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| Used the Quivering Palm
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| In a fight take a life
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| Over a hundred forms
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| Of hand-to-hand anguish
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| Learned every language
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| Studied shadow with ninjas
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| disguise and escape
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| Leanred boxing, detoxing
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| Concealing with capes
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| Went to Cambridge, …
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| But never for too long
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| 'Fore the end of the semester
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| I would have to be gone
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| Came home to forgotten
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| Gothem’s so rotton and twisted
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| Came home to my mansion
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| It’s a vast stash of riches
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| Brooding in the darkness
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| With a bust of my father
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| A bat through the window
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| A question of honor
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| I am the Batman
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| I jump up and then I land
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| You don’t know what I got in my hand
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| The shape of a bat you go «SPLAT!"and «KABLAM!»
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| I am the Dark Knight
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| I do whats right, but I do it out of spite
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| Don’t look quite right if you turn on the light
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| I’ll land with a boom … fight |