| next time your parents fight i’ll meet you on the roof
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| i’ll be there when u need me when u see me that’s the proof
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| every time you’re feeling lonely like you haven’t got a friend
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| if you feelin disrespected then your honor i’ll defend
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| everybody’s at a party and i’m left all to my lonesome
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| you’ll suddenly appear and say hey why don’t we bone some?
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| when that guy gives you that bloody nose i’ll beat him to the punch
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| when i’m ostracized bc of size you’ll sit with me at lunch
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| and when they call me fat and fag you’ll kick them in the balls
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| and when i’m feeling like a freak you’ll tell them you’re appalled
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| speak so highly can’t deny the opinions that you hold
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| not only do i love you now i’ll do it when we’re old
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| let’s live another life where we’re always side by side
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| let’s hold each other’s hands until the day we die
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| every morning go exploring maybe find a stegosaurus
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| build a treehouse in a forest and hope everyone ignores us
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| hook
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| let’s be muppet babies
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| let’s grow up in the 80's
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| when it’s girls ask to boys i won’t have to wait to skate
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| other kids would be amazed like how did they get so brave
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| what are they doing in the basement bet they been to all the bases
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| and when i get pissed ur the one i run away with
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| live right next to each other we’ll be speaking like spies
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| flash light morse code is a mode we devised
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| walkie talkies then phones never stop communication
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| discussin every topic there’s no stop to conversation
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| fights won’t be these obstacles impossible to avoid
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| we’re not reeling from relationships that made us feel destroyed
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| we’ll actually be people not a bunch of people problems
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| we’ll actually be prepared for life and always carry condoms
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| of course i’ll be ur clarence when your parents get divorced
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| help me deal with dad’s drinking so it won’t become my course
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| all the traumas upon us will be gone in a flash
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| we’ll leave it in the past kick back and relax
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| first french kiss is with someone that i love
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| not the girl that blew the bully that was known the push and shove
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| experiment in merriment no embarrassment when we mate
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| we won’t ever need a date our calendars correlate
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| when i move to strange locales you’re the gal that’s going with
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| so i’m never seen as stranger or a drifter that’s adrift
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| have careers and we’ll encourage so we won’t be lazy loafs
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| have diplomas and a focus so we won’t be crazy broke
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| i won’t need to overeat never start to slur my speech
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| there won’t be an empty hole to fill you’ll be my puzzle piece
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| we won’t need donuts or drugs all of our holes will be plugged
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| broken mugs become hugs and nugs become snugs
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| maybe our problems were prerequisites for the life we love today
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| maybe pain shapes the best of us the parts that aren’t so lame
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| we need failure and rejection maybe pain is in the planning
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| i’d rather be muppet babies shhh here comes the nanny
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| let’s be muppet babies
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| grow up in the 80's
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| we’ll always be together
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| always saying samesies
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| i won’t worry about the ladies
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| you won’t worry about the fellas
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| we’ll never have to fake it
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| we’ll make everybody jealous
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| hook |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Muppet Babies , by - MC Chris. Song from the album MC Chris Is Dreaming, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп