| Name is mc I’m a number one rapper
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| I still buy toys and read comics on the crapper
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| Go against the grain like the seeds that you gather
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| More metaphors than news cast with Dan Rather
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| I’m on the spit zip your lip like a gimp
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| Like a redwood tree more rings than a pimp
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| Name is mc chris dismissed as the wimp
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| I insist I’m the shit with a sith triple flip
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| Got cream in the whip, got ho’s on my dick
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| got a glock automatic in case some badass wants to trip
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| I titty rip chicks while you go get a grip
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| I glow on a bitch while your bro takes a fist
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| My flow makes me rich well rich to me
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| IRS takes half math makes me weak
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| But I do it for the fans and the crazy creeps
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| Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
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| what do I got that nobody gots
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| Who is the one everybody wants
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| Real rappers get kept fake rappers get lost
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| mc chris lowercase no dots
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| I slam my fist down chris is pissed now
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| Umbrella up Rihanna took a crowbar to chris brown
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| Some bitch gonna whistle mc chris’ll miss this town
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| I’m known as a sort to make the Voldemort hiss sound
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| But yo I’m just here to have some fun
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| If you don’t know better ask someone
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| I went ill on a hill with a gatling gun
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| My pitch’ll choke a bitch Marlee Matlin’s stunned
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| Cause I’m a dog once I wiggle with my finger on the trigger
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| Ho’s who I’m havin cause I’m sold seven figures
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| And my rolls gettin bigger I got money disease
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| And I heard the vaccine is smokin mad trees
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| Back off these nuts and let a man breathe
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| I do what i like i like to be me
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| Lip on the mic ???
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| i like hip hop it makes me feel free
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| what do I got that nobody gots
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| Who is the one everybody wants
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| Real rappers get kept fake rappers get lost
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| mc chris lowercase no dots
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| Highways on hot days got wavy heat
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| Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
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| Botox ballerinas got lazy leaks
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| Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
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| I forward all my mail to Gravy Street
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| Now please wave your hands like they baby feet
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| I like hotdogs cause it’s maybe meat
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| Now please wave your hands like it’s baby meat
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| Hahaha I said baby meat (I know) hahahaha |