Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hipster Hunter, artist - MC Chris. Album song Part Six Part Three, in the genre Date of issue: 12.10.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English
Hipster Hunter |
| I reside in Brooklyn let it be known |
| 2005 the water front was the zone |
| That’s when I arrived I was fresh off the boat |
| The isle was ATL and it was swell to be home |
| Couldn’t go to Queens, greek priests look like sith |
| Couldn’t go to Bronx cause that’s where the real rappers live |
| Couldn’t live in Jersey cause some ex’s wanna hurt me |
| Couldn’t happen in Manhattan cause I’m just a fan like fergie |
| So even though it really hurt I went ahead with Billy Burke |
| And it was so convenient the break seemed like this could really work |
| Then I started countin' jerks found them out was quite a stir |
| Had to get Excel just to tell how many that there were |
| Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them |
| Missing from the crib and first to flame them and I dumped them |
| Know what I say fuck them a defensively fashioned function |
| You think that they’d be fun but that’s a dumb assumption |
| Party’s nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' |
| I’m the hipster hunter |
| Prescription pill popping, collective cock blockin', I’m dead d-bag droppin |
| I’m the hipster hunter |
| Cause they’re borderline squatters, peg legged bastards |
| Jeans so tight make your balls say the password |
| My point is these is pirates and they all got bands |
| They got really cute girlfriend’s all I got’s my hand |
| You don’t even understand how I can mock a motley crew |
| I prefer a park with cynics a park with Polish prostitutes |
| I prefer piano why because their sound is really sad |
| No one seems to noticed monsters rarely have to make these bands |
| I detect your defects are in need for respect |
| And Mr. boogie nights with the very hairy v neck |
| Hey asshole wearin' scary specs like you are Tom Daschle |
| Hang you off a roof make you hum Crystal Castles |
| It’s invite only to my gallery show |
| Then I turn on the gas cause they all gotta goooo |
| You cut coke like it’s class you beg for a bus pass |
| Rock the Rachel Ray scarf and Glenn Frey’s moustache |
| Party’s nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' |
| I’m the hipster hunter |
| Prescription pill popping collective cock blockin' I’m dead d-bag droppin |
| I’m the hipster hunter |
| I’m the hipster hunter |