| yer rapper: he's whack dude, does he even try?
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| can he do what mine do? |
| think you should say buh-bye.
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| get up on the mike like a five on a fifty.
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| quickly avoid the hickeys of the bucktoothed bitties.
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| fake timberlake just to be by britney.
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| smoke that pipe with witney, shoot that blow with iggy.
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| l.i.b, n.y.c and all places in between,
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| you could call me a mint cuz I make the green.
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| i make the scene. |
| i make believe that you all was naked,
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| so i wouldn’t have to fake it, just copy and paste it,
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| like adobe photoshop, red foreman in robocop,
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| i get up on the mike and you know i won’t fuckin stop.
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| it’s like the props of carrot top, or yellow stains in my socks.
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| you acting like you hip? |
| yer all hepped up on hopps.
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| so just do the body rock, cuz the beat just be so bumpin,.
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| let’s get our groove on before our carriage is a pumpkin,
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| before they outlaw fuckin, not bad for a drunken munchkin.
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| my name is mc chris welcome to my lyric luncheon.
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| word up, word up, word up, word up and you know.
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| chrous
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| name’s mc, my band’s the lee majors
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| put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt
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| when i’m on the mike, girlies wanna flizzirt
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| but i tell’m chill like a dq blizzard
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| half corn beef and cabbage, half fred savage.
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| the better than average rapper with the have to have it habit.
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| heir apperants on my carrot like they was jessica rabbit,
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| like fake wood paneling on the side of stationwagons.
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| fraggle rock on the box, fruit loops on my chin,
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| wonderin if I’m ever really gonna fit in,
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| or be a son of a bitch with a gut and some tits
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| or a roaming casanova with my dick in a (censored.)
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| I’ll be back in a bit, I gotta floss my johnson,
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| make that cream for the state wisconsin.
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| you say all of my shit is complete nonsense,
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| fuck my cd and the shitty ass contents.
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| bullshit, my shit’s the bomb.
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| siamese twins want menage a trois.
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| robot bitches want their backs massaged.
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| they may not be real but them tits is large.
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| (damn) word up, word up, word up, word up and you know. |