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Date of issue: 07.02.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English
Congo |
Congo- |
-KyleXY/KotA/Darth Kyle: Hello! |
And welcome to The Rebellion. |
This is, uh, |
KyleXY. |
My new name is, uh Kyle of the Apocalypse We’re uh in a tent tonight. |
We’re- |
-The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
-Basementsafe/WiR/Greedo1997: |
This is uh, I was Greedo 1997, I was also Basemensafe, but uh, I decided to |
change- my new name is now McCormick Rd |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
-Jackie the Hut/Resident Stevil… Mr. Chandler: Hi, uhm Jackie the Hut, |
aand Roland of Sciliad- my new Car related nickname: The EnGINA Monologues, |
may the Force be with you |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
-Jimmy «The Zombie» Stewart/Jimmy …etc. |
Stewart: Hey, Jimmy Stewart here. |
May the Force be with you |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
Kyle: No, you hafta tellus your new nickname, May the Force be with you |
JS: Oh, uhhhh, Jimmy Stewart, uh, The Car |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you. |
(half-heartedly, begrudgingly, even) |
-Hey! |
Umm this is IG-89, Then I was, uh, The First Mimzy, then I was, |
Sawyer’s Gunstache, and since Lost is over, uh — I changed my name to The |
Walking Fred, I’m the Walk- I’m.no? |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you. |
(hesitantly, then over, reassuringly) |
Kyle: It’s good. |
It’s good. |
It’s good |
TWF: Damnit! |
No! |
It’s not, it sucks! |
Sucks! |
Kyle and I think JS and TEM possibly DoD: It’s good (several more times |
Kyle: it’s good, «Walking Dead"'s a good show its good! |
TWD: it’s too easy, it’s too OBvious! |
Darth *Ksh~Hcoh*Gracie/ Darth of the Dead/DoD: Hey what’s up guys? |
Good to see you all, it’s been a while. |
I used to be Darth Dudeicle, |
I used to be Doodoocull Gracie. |
Uh, I know I haven’t seen am everyone for a |
while, I had an unfortunate stretch where I became a Juggalo, now I’m back. |
Dooticle of Doom, like the Legion of Doom, from the WWF, also known as The |
Road Warriors. |
Road Warrior, May the Force be with you |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
Mr. Killian: So, wait, it’s Road Warrior? |
Or Duducle of Doom? |
DoD: Doodickle of Doom |
The EnGINA Monologues: Ok, May the Force be with you |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
DoD: May the Force be with you too. |
May the Force be with you too |
Mc peepants: Well we’re all really excited about Race Wars, (The Rebellion |
start laughing at the ridiculous understatedness of their excitement for Race |
Wars… obviously:) we’re first In line May the Force be with you |
Kyle: We just wanna, go around the tent and explain uh what your were excited |
about uh Race Wars. |
May the Force be with you |
McCormick Rode: Uh I’m excited, cause I heard there’s gonna be like this really |
cool like uh, Sting at the end, tha-alluding to maybe, the later movies- |
-1st Mimzy: Hey don’t- No Spoilers, Man! |
What are you talkin' about? |
No Spoilers, dude! |
-The rebellion chimes in aggressively |
When in Romero: I don’t even know what’s going on! |
Kyle: none of us do! |
And we wanna keep it that way! |
IG-89: I don’t wanna know anything, that happens! |
Basementsafe: But saying there’s a sting is not a spoiler! |
Sawyer’s Gunstache: Yes, it IS! |
Mc chris: we don’t know if it’s gonna be a strong end or a weak one, |
we don’t know these things |
-(Pauly Shore?) DoD/Darth of the Dead: now people who weren’t necessarily |
dedicated enough to sit through the credits, might do it, cause of you! |
-The Walking Fred: Yeah now we gotta share that with somebody, now, |
everybody knows |
-Kyle: yeah, you can forget about it bein' insider information, man |
McCormick Rd.: But, I thought you said, «what are you excited about», and, |
I said ,"the Sting, that might be at the en- |
Tony K: Stop Talkin' about it! |
DoD: I don’t want to talk about this any more |
Basement Safe: Wha-Whyareyou- I’m just saying, it’s g-wha why, you weren’t |
excited about the sting? |
At the end? |
Virgil the Poet: I wait through EVERY movie til the end to see if there’s a |
sting but I don’t want to know if there is one |
McCormick Road: But there’s not a sting at ending-at the end of every movie. |
There’s not gonna be a sting at- |
TWF: any good one there is. |
And that’s how you know, when you leave the theater |
if you saw a good movie or a bad movie! |
Rocko: There’s no sting at the end of «Bowling For- |
Darth of the Dead: Keep talkin! |
Keep Talkin! |
Kyle of the Apocolypse: just Chill out, May the FORCE be with you |
Arguers: May the Force be with you |
TEM: Hi, this is the Engina Monologues, May the Force be with you |
The Rebellion: May the Force be with you |
TEM: I’m really excited because, I heard there’s um actually a number of |
graphic rape scenes in the movie |
Kyle: where did you here thisMay the Force be with you? |
Others: yeah? |
Jackie the Hut: I heard it in |
The Walking Fred: yeah again, I didn’t want to hear another spoiler! |
Kyle: I didn’t know that’s where you got your information… |
NO SPOILERS! |
I’m sorry! |
Im sorry! |
I just- every time I hear about a graphic rape. |
It helps me think about, my ex-wife being- |
Oh goddammit |
You don’t have to tell me what it’s like |
Etc. May the Force be with you |
Resident Stevil (continuing, as if uninterrupted): being ravaged by BaBoons, |
I have this fantasy where she’s on safari, in the Congo, and these like, |
missing link baboon creatures just, set upon her- |
Rocko: Like in the movie «Congo»? |
;) |
Mr. Chandler: What?! |
IG-89: does that happen in the movie «Congo»?! |
Kyle: did you spoil «Congo»…Don't Spoil «Congo» for everybody! |
DoD: I got it in my Netflix Queue. |
When in Romero: keh* You haven’t seen Congo, yet? |
Ok, from here it gets murky and overlapping, but- |
Kyle: no I haven- hey! |
I thought, oh they’re starting to move some people, |
they’re movin' some people, I can’t get the zipper open! |
I can’t get the |
zipper open! |
I can’t open the zipperrhh! |
Ow, ow ow! |
oW OOw… right on my neck! |
Stepping right on my neck! |
Pretty much everyone else says: the line is moving! |
The line is moving! |
Open the Tent! |
Open the zipper! |
Mc chris’s Biological father: the line is trampling us |