Lyrics 006 - MC Chris

006

Chang:
Muu huuu huu haa haa haa (guns cocking)… You’ll never get out of here alive
mc it’s a flying fortress and no ones ever…
Jumped over the side and survived
It’s never happened I’ve never seen it happen once
So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl
Mc:
Forget about it Chang we’re getting out of here and there’s nothing you can do
about it
I’ve got a parachute embedded in the back of my tuxedo so now I’m gonna jump
over boaaaaaard and land in a car
Suitcase full of cash so you know I got the candy chrome
Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose
I got a fatty roll we’re doing 65
She opens up her mouth and puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified all these bitches creaming
Our windows gettin steamy and she’s so on my semen
Even when I’m sleeping even when I’m dreaming
It’s like Ghostbusters gettin' blown by ghosts and demons
Can’t believe it that deceiving I know I am the shit
If I ain’t emptying my dick then I empty my clip
So don’t even try to trip cause I come strapped like raver pants
Got a ak-47 and you’re lit for laser tag
I don’t mean to brag I don’t mean to boast
My ride becomes a boat and we start cruising down the coast
That’s not only how I roll, but its also how I flow
Bust a cap at the clouds but unload in your throat
That’s right I’ve got a car that transforms into a boat
Nobody’s got that
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can’t see my badass tattoo
I’m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can’t catch mc chris
I am awesome i am bitching
I’m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don’t have a wife and kids cause you’re about to be blown to bits!
Underwater mansion where you know I grow the hydroponic
Call it a sea-lab, let me tea bag you till you vomit
Now you go wash your face, and then go take a shower
Wash your vagina place, its tasting kinda sour
I had to brief the chief say «I'm awesome, want a raise»
If he says «no,» guess what, I’m gonna keep the case
You should have seen his face said «I'll give you what you need»
I said «hey yeah you will, cause my name is mc»
She in the walk-in yo hey its got multi-spigots
I get her titties soapy I grab her by the biscuits
And yo i fuck her gently I clean her dirty business
She’s screaming Jesus help me and can I have a witness
We go to Mexico, on my motocross
To tell her bro hello, but he’s a mini-boss
But you know how i floss when it comes to steppin…
I don’t just kick his ass.
I blow up his zeppelin
That’s right I blew up HIS zeppelin too
Ohhhh the Humanity
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can’t see my badass tattoo
I’m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can’t catch mc chris
I am awesome i am bitching
I’m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don’t have a wife and kids cause you’re about to be blown to bits!
Mc:
Fuck you Robot Hitler head, I’ll never join you.
you expect me to believe that
titless body?
What a bunch of bullshit
Robot Hitler Head:
Fuck Me!!?
Fuck Youuuuuuu!!!
Bitchn expedition it’s a south pacific shoot out
I’m grounded and surrounded and i gotta get the lid out
Jungle ready with machete I’m a agent that’s impatient
Naked jungle lady saved me and i don’t know where the day went
Zombie knights has got me and they lookin mighty mean
Fuck the foot bread jumps score the willhelm scream
Swingin vines over mines in my ATV row
Lightin to my chump what a great relief
Immortal mother fuckers have to suffer my wrath
Money hungry motherfuckers must regurgitate cash
My creepy chief wants to speak but the freak’s in the bath
They want the double o dick all up in they vag.
what
Mc:
Robot Hitler Head surprisingly didn’t have a zeppelin but, he did have a zip car
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can’t see my badass tattoo
I’m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can’t catch mc chris
I am awesome i am bitching
I’m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don’t have a wife and kids cause you’re about to be blown to bits!
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can’t see my badass tattoo
I’m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can’t catch mc chris
I am awesome i am bitching
I’m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don’t have a wife and kids cause you’re about to be blown to bits!