Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song La triste historia de Jimmy "Tiro en el pie", artist - Mägo De Oz. Album song Ira Dei, in the genre Фолк-метал
Date of issue: 07.03.2019
Record label: Warner Music Spain
Song language: Spanish
La triste historia de Jimmy "Tiro en el pie"(original) |
Mil historias oí de contar |
Algunas de alucinar |
Ninguna de ellas se acerca |
A la que hoy os voy a contar |
Jimmy era su nombre |
Su afición era cazar |
Mas nada había en el mundo entero |
Que se le diera tan mal |
Jimmy caminaba por el bosque sin pensar |
Que sus pasos resonaban como bomba al explotar |
Se oculto tras de un árbol para tarde comprobar |
Que un oso estaba detrás |
Con la lengua fuera pobre Jimmy se escapo |
Descendió por la ladera que un azteca divisó |
Cuando era tarde para echar el freno tropezó |
Colina abajo cayó |
Vueltas y golpes y giros después |
Varias serpientes rodaban con él |
Alguien más torpe no pudo nacer |
Cada cosa que intenta le sale al revés |
Cuenta y comparte allá donde estés |
La triste historia del pobre Jimmy «tiro en el pie» |
Una gran idea tuvo Jimmy al comprender |
Que cazar resultaba peligroso para él |
Se marcho hacia el lago donde el pobre imaginó |
Que pescar se le daría mejor |
Se acerco a la orilla y con la caña se sentó |
El cañón del rifle sobre el pie derecho apoyó |
Un enorme cocodrilo paseaba por allí |
Lo vio muy tarde venir |
Muerto de miedo intentó disparar |
Y de los nervios se dio en el pulgar |
Alguien mas torpe no pudo nacer |
Cada cosa que intenta le sale al revés |
Cuenta y comparte allá donde estés |
La triste historia del pobre Jimmy «tiro en el pie» |
Con el pie derecho ensangrentado decidió |
Dolorido y humillado como carne de cañón |
Que la cosa aun podía ir mucho peor |
Y al bar del pueblo marcho |
Ya le conocían los borrachos del lugar |
Por su mala puntería cuando iba a vomitar |
Cada noche escogía un lugar aún peor |
Que el de la noche anterior |
La viuda de O’Brian quería tener |
Jolgorio con cualquiera menos con él |
Alguien más torpe no pudo nacer |
Cada cosa que intenta le sale al revés |
Cuenta y comparte allá donde estés |
La triste historia del pobre Jimmy «tiro en el pie» |
Terco y tenaz, sin parar de beber |
Te repite su historia hasta el amanecer |
Si crees que este cuento es un poco ñoño |
Espera a oír la historia de Mery «tiro en el…» |
(translation) |
A thousand stories I heard to tell |
some to hallucinate |
None of them come close |
To which I am going to tell you today |
Jimmy was his name |
His hobby was hunting |
But there was nothing in the whole world |
that he was so bad |
Jimmy walked through the woods without thinking |
That his steps resounded like a bomb when it exploded |
He hid behind a tree to later check |
That a bear was behind |
With his tongue out poor Jimmy ran away |
He went down the slope that an Aztec spotted |
When it was too late to put on the brakes he tripped |
down hill fell |
Twists and turns and twists after |
Several snakes rolled with him |
Someone more clumsy could not be born |
Every thing he tries backfires |
Count and share wherever you are |
The sad story of poor Jimmy "shot in the foot" |
A great idea Jimmy had when he understood |
That hunting was dangerous for him |
He went to the lake where the poor imagined |
Which fish would you be better at |
He approached the shore and sat down with the cane |
The barrel of the rifle on the right foot rested |
A huge crocodile walked by |
He saw it too late to come |
Scared to death he tried to shoot |
And of his nerves he hit his thumb |
Someone more clumsy could not be born |
Every thing he tries backfires |
Count and share wherever you are |
The sad story of poor Jimmy "shot in the foot" |
With his right foot bloodied he decided |
Sore and humiliated like cannon fodder |
That things could still go much worse |
And I go to the town bar |
The local drunks already knew him |
For his bad aim of him when he was going to vomit |
Every night he chose an even worse place |
Than the one from the night before |
O'Brian's widow wanted to have |
Fun with anyone but him |
Someone more clumsy could not be born |
Every thing he tries backfires |
Count and share wherever you are |
The sad story of poor Jimmy "shot in the foot" |
Stubborn and tenacious, without stopping drinking |
He repeats his story of him until dawn |
If you think this story is a bit sappy |
Wait till you hear Mery's "shot in the..." story |