| You think I don’t when I do
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| Tell a wino on the street he can’t get open like Lou
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| I drink a six pack an hour, piss back and shower
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| And get magic powers to whip ass on cowards
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| Bitch, that’s just how it’s gonna have to be
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| This isn’t a choice, so why you askin' me
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| Submit to the voice, it’s hypnotic
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| The listener’s choice is Logic
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| Mischievous boy, wonder who destroys a mash pit
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| Obnoxious, toxic, sinister prophet
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| Slick enough to con a television minister’s profit
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| From his pocket and shoplift your chick while you watch it
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| And dig up in her crotch quick as if I’m a locksmith
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| I’m a pop hit in a pub for miserable drunks
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| Sippin' a mug of suds till I trip on the rug
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| And when the bouncer tells me that I’m kicked from the club
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| I piss on his Lugz, now that’s what I consider a buzz
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| You think I can’t when I can
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| Get my hands on a pen and write another anthem again
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| You think I don’t when I do
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| Tell I wino on the street he can’t get open like Lou
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| You think I won’t when I will
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| Tell a ho I might feel that I’m known for my skill
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| You think I’m not what I am
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| The type of guy who might say hi with a swat from my hand
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| I got on the stand in the courtroom, hammered before noon
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| And told 'em to drop the case cause I’m plannin' a tour soon
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| With more tunes than your local Meineke
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| And I’ll stick you into your tomb if you want privacy
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| Ain’t nobody live as me not when it comes to Logic Diploma
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| Assed like he’s hot in the summer
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| I curse better than sailors or rednecks in a trailer
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| And if I lose I’ll probably become the best of the failures
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| The tale is told over ages, how we go from stages surrounded
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| By hoes in cages, light shows with lasers and explosive vapors
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| And disappeared for years like a cloaked escapist
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| Run home and tape it on your local station
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| Don’t be patient, tell your mom, «Bitch, I won’t be waitin'»
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| Hoes can hate this like an approachin' rapist
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| But they don’t, they just tell me that I’m dope and tasteless
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| How 'bout an overnight thrill in the sack, drillin' your cat
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| I’ll use my tackle like spackle and fill in your crack
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| It’s hip hop’s most villainous act, so filthy in fact
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| My track’s like a sewer spill on the wax
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| So any militant task force willin' to ask for it
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| Better chill if you have thoughts like killin' the rap lord
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| And boozin, he drinks like he’s more than human
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| And thinks even quicker, but that’s more confusin'
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| Shoot 'em, stab 'em, run up and jab 'em
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| In the abdomen, nobody can stop a Madvillain
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| Police are after 'em tryin' to cuff 'em
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| But they’re just a bunch of fags to 'em, tryin' to fuck 'em
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| And just when you think the kid’s style’s disgustin'
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| I rush in to start another vile production
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| Beer funnel and vodka like I was Russian
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| Now my hangovers come with a mild concussion
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| Alright, alright, OK
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| Million dollar question of the week
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| What’s the difference between
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| What you think and what I know?
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| I’m right, motherfucker
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| This has been a special presentation
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| Brought to you by Louis Logic and J.J. |
| Brown
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| [Lord Finesse: I know and they know that they can’t do me nothin'
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| You wanna riff, I’ll be quick to stomp that ass
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| Bring a whole task force, I’ll rhyme my fuckin' ass off
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| God damn, who gives a fuck, I’m 'bout twenty steps ahead of 'em] |