| I’m punchin' a clock, carryin' my lunch in a box
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| So don’t ever assume that my life is something it’s not
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| Shit, I got a 9 to 5, despite the fact that I’m as live
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| As any jerk-off cat that’s signed to Jive
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| My boss is trying to drop me out my tree house
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| For at least three hours a day, he’s chewin' me out
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| For two to three thou a month, they don’t pay me enough
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| To spend my work day, taking this stuff this jerk say
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| I ain’t workin' over time
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| I’m tryin' to hear my name on MTV news up in Kurt Loader’s lines
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| So I work over rhymes, and I’m behind in my paperwork
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| I’m late for work, 'cause I spend my nights chasin' skirts
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| My measly cheque don’t make it worth the stress
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| That hurts my chest, not to mention I’m immersed in debt
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| To the top of a turtle neck, pissin' and moanin'
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| But why should anyone listen to me, when I don’t listen to no one
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| Consider this as an omen, I could go berserk
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| At any moment, like a mailman fed up with postal work
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| I went from happy to nasty like a bipolar jerk
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| To shoot 'em down the lounge with the fine Folgers perks
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| Punch in, punch out, lunch in, lunch out
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| I’ve been lookin for a building with nice window to jump out
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| Feelin' self-destructive? | 
| Sick of the daily grind?
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| Lately I feel disruptive, and I think it’s mailman time
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| Day in, day out, it seems like theres no way out
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| I pulled the twelve gauge out and shot off twenty-eight rounds
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| And watch the pellets spread out, killin my associates
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| My boss is gonna get it now, and find out what Postal is
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| «Good morning Mr. Schwartz» «Good morning Louis
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| You’ve been late three times this month already, I believe this is the fourth»
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| «I don’t want you misinformed, it’s probably more
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| You’re not counting the times I didn’t sign the time sheet on the lobby floor»
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| «Right, well if you feel your job’s secure, keep it up then»
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| «Apparently someone hasn’t had his coffee and he needs a muffin»
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| «Perhaps you need a brief discussion, a policy refresher
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| And where’s your progress note?» | 
| «Oh, I forgot that on my dresser»
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| «Well if this case is too much pressure, we can ease the tension
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| Starting today, you forfeit your pay and take a week’s suspension
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| You really should prioritize, you can’t stay up all night
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| Like some college guy, bathing in beer like it’s a party life»
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| «Look, I’m sorry I’ve been screwin up
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| I know I got the perfect job, but I’ve been working hard on this music stuff»
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| «Well Louis, you need a good job, and I know this one can be tough
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| But rapping isn’t real work, and it can be just as hard»
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| «Man, what you trying to stop me from being a star?»
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| «You don’t even play an instrument» «Yo I don’t need a guitar to season these
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| bars»
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| «Alright well settle down now, there’s no need for alarm, try and remain calm»
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| «Or, I’ll light this fuckin' office up with guns, fire, and napalm»
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| You’re just another asshole, who wants to see me dressed up in my dad’s clothes
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| Working underpaid until I’m that old
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| As far as that goes, you’ll never live to see it take place
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| I’ve brought a little present for you in my aftershave case
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| Punch in, punch out, lunch in, lunch out
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| I’ve been lookin for a building with nice window to jump out
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| Feelin' self-destructive? | 
| Sick of the daily grind?
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| Lately I feel disruptive, and I think its mailman time
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| Day in, day out, It seems like theres no way out
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| I pulled the twelve gauge out and shot off twenty-eight rounds
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| And watch the pellets spread out, killin my associates
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| My boss is gonna get it now, and find out what Postal is |