| I thought I had romance, no chance till I met you
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| Right next to my whipper in a fly sweatsuit
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| Like this was Boyz N' the Hood and I’m Tre
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| You didn’t have dishes to do and there was no one home at Grandma’s place
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| I blew kisses to you when I’m on stage
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| At least I was picturin' you when I blew 'em at that chick with blonde waves
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| You know, I might have banged her too
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| But since you wouldn’t want A.I.D.S., you should be thankin' Lou
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| I had a condom on (Hey!)
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| Girl I would rob a bank for you
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| Catch a shank or two
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| But I won’t treat you like my last girl I’ll never strangle you
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| You’re my angel food and I want my cake and taste it too
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| So, get straight into your naked suit and your favorite shoes
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| Not to cheapen our sex life, but I got them tapes of you
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| And if you leave me the next night they might turn up on Pay Per View
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| Psych!
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| You know I like to play with you
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| I wouldn’t do you wrong, but if you ever break a date with Lou, I’ll screw you
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| in a song
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| (JJ) Darlin', when it’s for real this how it feel
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| (LL)All my other girlfriends were just practice
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| (JJ) Stay on my mind all of the time
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| (LL) Fact is my last chick was nothin' but an actress
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| (JJ) Baby, you stole my heart right from the start
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| (LL)I'm tellin' you, you’re foot would probably fit in Cinderella’s shoe
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| (JJ) Damn! |
| You went and stole the whole show! |
| Now hear the horns go
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| (Both) Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
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| You’re the best thing that’s happened, girl, the light of my life
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| Like ya despite the fact we fight every night
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| While we’re wrestling I might get a knife
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| But just for threatenin'
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| I wouldn’t chance your implants to spring a leak. |
| I like 'em that size
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| Girl, you got a little dyke in your eyes
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| Which is cool. |
| You might be surprised
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| I like bitches too, not just you
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| And if you down to knock the boots
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| Then I found a prostitute who’d love to rock with you tonight if it’s cool
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| Cause I’m in the mood for love or fuckin' some anyway
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| And friendship this authentic doesn’t come everyday
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| It’s one of the many ways with which I tell you, «I love you»
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| But sometimes I think it’s swell to just fuck you
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| I wanna pledge my love and loyalty to the one who spoils me
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| Rubs and oils me from head to toe you’d never know I wasn’t royalty
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| STEP 1: To let you know how important your heart is
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| I carved this one from the chest of a farm pig with a sharp BIC razor
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| STEP 2: I’ll lay it next to your head
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| While you’re undressed in your bed dreamin' of sex that we’ve had
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| STEP 3: I’ll tether your legs together and tie your hands down
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| And prance round the room while I pull my bloomers and pants down
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| STEP 4
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| I’ll paint a red cross above the headboard
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| And set forth to bumpin' uglies till your butt gets bed sores
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| But 5 is my favorite
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| My video of the guys that you’ve laid with gettin' beatin' till they lie on the
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| pavement
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| Now that’s romance for ya
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| When you need to finance lawyers to get Diane Sawyer’s lyin' ass off ya
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| I ain’t no wife beater
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| Bitch I’m in love
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| Gimme some room so I can get this blood rinsed from my gloves
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| You’re all that I need I’ll be there for you
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| «But the rest are doo doo» — Chubb Rock
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| I’ll hold the door and pull out ya chair for you
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| «But the rest are doo doo»
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| If you had a fanclub I’d be in there too
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| «But the rest are doo doo»
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| Cause you’d love me fat and old or with thin hair too
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| I’ll squeeze you tighter than a swimwear suit |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Rest , by - J.J. BrownSong from the album Sin-a-Matic: The 80's Edition, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп