| A lonely shadow filled the frame of a 6th floor window
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| A tenament resemblin' a 5th ward shit hole
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| A tortured soul type agoraphobe
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| Who sported robes and made sure his door was closed
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| Ever since his brief intro to this freak nympho
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| He had his first time with in a lime green pinto
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| He kept the cheap bimbo
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| But he was unaware that any cat who come prepared
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| Got up in her underwear
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| He was an unsure kid, somewhat scared in the first place
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| Before his 20th birthday, he married his first lay
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| A careless, young airhead, who shared sex in her bed spread
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| Anywhere she found a spare bed
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| Who would dare wed such a slut?
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| Savage and sultry
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| To the last days of their marriage, she practiced adultry
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| When she finally bounced on the boy, he drank by the gallon and quart
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| And shout at the lord til he went out of his gourd
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| Instead of crazy, he had thoughts of going Kevin Spacey in Se7en, maybe
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| He wanted to behead his lady
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| And any shady kid who laid his mitts on his baby’s tits
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| His faith was stripped like an atheist
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| Maybe it’s that God lies, he was tortured by the thought of
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| How many odd guys probably knew his wife’s bra size
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| His thought process was counter-clockwise
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| Envisionin' guns and bloody butcher shop knives
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| Man #1: What the fuck are you doing?
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| Woman: What the fuck does it look like I’m doing?
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| Man #2: Can you close the door?
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| Man #1: Will I close the door? |
| Will I close the door?! |
| That’s my wife, you
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| ASSHOLE!
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| The super opened the tenant’s door and found a corpse instead
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| A rookie cop was like «Are you sure he’s dead?»
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| Then the coroner said, «You mean aside from how his forehead’s spread?
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| The empty quarter-keg and the skipping record by Portishead?
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| I would say it’s a safe bet he took the 38-spesh taste test and ate lead
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| He’s more or less dead
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| Tag him and bag him, then ziplock the smokin' magnum
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| Round up the neighbors from the ground up and ask 'em
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| 'Who, what, where, when and why?'
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| Anything that would make such a friendly guy wanna end his life
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| It’s all probably, to be revealed in the autopsy
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| The semi-warm body rolled through the first floor lobby
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| Growing cold and lifeless, journey on the gurney to the meat wagon
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| Packed in with the medical devices
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| Firmly wrapped tight in a sheet of white
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| While the preacher type prays for heaven’s blessing beggin' «Jesus Christ»
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| The DT was like, «See his right hand? |
| it’s a wedding band
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| Has anybody seen his wife?»
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| «Well, sir, I heard she was the cheating type who would sleep with any man
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| According to the neighbors if I’m readin' right»
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| «Son, let me help you see the light, and put two and two together
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| She got sick of the kid, and ran off with who ever
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| The guy couldn’t take it, he blew open his cake hole
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| A modern day face lift, suicide, case closed» |