| Sexy bitch.
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| So I know you’re not accustomed to having sex with an open guy
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| But don’t be shy just cause mom’s said you should close them thighs
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| You see, most men lie about their intentions
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| Like they don’t spend time just looking out for an entrance
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| But I’m different Ms. cause I prefer to be honest
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| And I’m down to be friends if we can work in some bondage
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| With her as a hostage, and the bird I’m packing
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| I give a new meaning to the word hijacking
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| I’ll be your Captain if you’ll be my Tennille
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| Lay a napkin in your lap and then eat like a meal
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| If it’s true she like sushi I’ll feed her my eel
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| Or give her back hand deliverance if she wanna squeal
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| They say a great teacher appeals with fun lessons
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| Well mine may lead you to feel like undressing
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| And in one session, I’m guaranteed to reveal
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| That under every young huns dress a freak is concealed
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| And I can feel your body tremble
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| As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy)
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| And as I put my arms around you
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| I can tell you’ve never been this far before
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| Girl don’t look at me like I’m just a big sinner
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| I’m giving lessons on lust for beginners
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| So even though this is our first night together
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| Something tells me you like it better in spikes and leather
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| Or who knows, you might get wetter if you’re tightly tethered
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| To the head board with the sleeves of your nicest sweater
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| It’s twice the pleasure to invite a guest for S&M
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| Get some friends together and try suggesting sex with them
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| But that depends on weather you like it or just catch offense
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| Cause you’ve met some femmes I’d die to end up pressed against
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| So let’s extend this from the bed where I poked ya
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| I’ll mount you on the counter next to the toaster
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| Or I could get you bent over a nice elegant sofa
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| While I’m driving Dick home like the Vice President’s Chauffeur
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| I bet you’ve never been closer to the slut in you
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| Than me stuffed into your reproductive tube
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| So please just renew complete trust in Lou
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| And I’ll teach stuff to you a porn queen would guts to do
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| And I can feel your body tremble
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| As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy)
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| And as I put my arms around you
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| I can tell you’ve never been this far before
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| Come on Girl don’t look at me like I’m just a big sinner
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| I’m giving lessons on lust for beginners
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| I could write one whole rhyme on why your bum’s so fine
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| And how I’d love to give you loving where the sun don’t shine
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| Your buns won’t mind if you stuff em with beef frank
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| The jumbo kind that pumps up in your sweet shank
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| Not that you need length, don’t downplay runts
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| You won’t ever get yours if your pal ain’t hung
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| I’ve shown many a wallflower how they cum
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| Giving them the Mao Tse-tung until my mouths made numb
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| Now play dumb for Lou, and stay comfortable
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| I’ll slip a stiff one in the place you make number 2
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| Your other lovers and whatever they’ve done to you
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| May come to view as just another lay under used
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| Cause once you loose all of your childish fear
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| We’ll excuse your Underoos and your stylish gear
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| Then I’m jumping you, Dukes Of Hazard style and steer
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| The Hershey Highway, gearing through your miles of rear
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| And I can feel your body tremble
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| As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy)
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| And as I put my arms around you
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| I can tell you’ve never been this far before
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| Oh Lord don’t look at me like I’m just a big sinner
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| I’m giving lessons on lust for beginners |