| I was born with a sick morbid addiction for the disgraceful
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| More than a bit tormented with a love for the distasteful
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| Sick fables told in a rhyme, disabled most of the mind
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| I had, with my mom and dad threw me out the pad cause i got so into wine
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| Kind’a had a lust for the hazardous stuff they just didn’t like
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| Made 'em mad at us when we grab our nuts and had to cuss when they give us mics
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| Sip again, its like it did what spinach might do to a sailor
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| In the right mood I’ll invite you to bite Lou’s genitalia
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| Ever had your walnuts crushed, let a rapper call us nuts
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| Better have your balls tucked up tight if you like your draws uncut
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| You get your mic cord unplugged quicker than you get a ticket when you double
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| park at a shop that sells doughnuts just a couple cars from a cop
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| I love to start with a scotch, or another hard liquor shot
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| Even when a fella swig a lot you can never tell if I’m lit or not
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| My, does it hit the spot when I trick a cop with a itch to lock me up
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| Probably just cause J and I got a little too much hiphop in us
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| It’s a little bit devious, and a little ingenious
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| When your CD is teaching kids the meaning of what a heathen is
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| The devil wan’na get a piece of this but I won’t let 'em
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| Still Heavens had it for the grievances I bet I don’t get in
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| I’m a, little bit wrongdoer, but a bit like righteous
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| Still scribblin' my songs through the midst of a midlife crisis
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| They tellin' me that I’m the nicest but as much as folks would
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| They seldom mean how my life is I been up to no good
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| Malevolent resident, turned decadent president
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| Ever since Heaven sent me into a saloon full of bad medicine
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| J jettison beats through the board, bangin' time, reach through the chords
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| Like a modern day Edison who had invented his own Frankenstein
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| And made a rhyme way better than the rest of the rap rejects
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| Three steps ahead of the pack and destined to have respect
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| For incredible raps and tight shows, two devilish cats you might know
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| For craftin' more unforgettable tracks for the brats than Tyco
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| They thought he was a psycho cause he likes flows in a 3−4
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| And writes prose with his eyes closed while he drives home on a detour
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| Scourge of the police force on the run with a cold twelve-pack
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| Stupid and drunk and doin' a hundred and one with no belt strap
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| The ruinous one Louis has come tell that to our governor
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| I’ve taken the track to Hades and back and hell had to turn the oven up
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| Truth is they hated the rap music has greater impact
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| On views than the mistruths on the evening news so the devil’s takin' it back
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| It’s a little bit devious, and a little ingenious
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| When your CD is teaching kids the meaning of what a heathen is
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| The devil wanna get a piece of this but I won’t let 'em
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| Still Heavens had it for the grievances I bet I don’t get in
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| I’m a, little bit wrongdoer, but a bit like righteous
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| Still scribblin' my songs through the midst of a midlife crisis
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| They tellin' me that I’m the nicest but as much as folks would
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| They seldom mean how my life is I been up to no good
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| I’m gonna teach you to fly
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| We’ve only tasted the wine
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| We’re gonna drink the cup dry
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| I’m gonna teach you to fly
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| We’ve only tasted the wine
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| We’re gonna drink the cup dry |