| My mom says I’m a son of a bitch
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| But I just have to laugh, 'cause I’m one of her kids. |
| (Ha ha!)
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| With every rhyme I deliver she cries me a river
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| So I try to consider it water under the bridge. |
| (Sorry)
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| When times are rough the tough run to the fridge
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| Looking for something to swig that’ll comfort the itch. |
| (*inhale* Ahhh)
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| It’s a cool kind of love that makes me want to get hitched
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| To a two-timing slut who gushed rum from her tits. |
| (Mama! Ha ha ha)
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| Some of the scripts I commit to record
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| Or misdirected and wrong as a kid corrected. |
| (Woooo!)
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| I interjected my sick perspective
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| And kids just stepped in hoping to get infected
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| (And it goes like this)
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| He’s the classy
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| He’s the nasty
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| Together we make an unstoppable tag team
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| Vaccines, serums, drugs to pills (Pills)
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| Ain’t nothing can cure’em 'cause they much too ill. |
| (Ill, ill)
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| Keskasay trying to mess with J
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| When he presses play our new record wrecks your day. |
| (Yup)
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| So let’s just say that your head’s an egg
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| It’s not in a skillet it’s chilling on my breakfast plate. |
| (Mmmm)
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| I’m like one of those children who gets his way
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| Throwing a tantrum, except I make those into anthems. |
| (Ha ha!)
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| Your lady friends know where to go when they’re dancing (Yup!)
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| They attend my shows, 'cause they’re so into handsome. |
| (What's up?)
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| Poet or Manson, take your pick
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| I could either hold her for ransom or save the chick (Let's go!)
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| And I don’t roll with a handgun or blade or stick
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| When I tie both of her hands up it’s great for kicks. |
| (Ahh, come here)
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| Some say it’s sick, all the drugs he uses
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| But the same sucker muses on how much he bruises, like (Hmmmm)
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| What’s with Louis is he nuts or foolish?
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| We got one thing in common, we both love my music. |
| (That shit is great)
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| Besides I’m too sick and disconnected
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| To get corrected by medicine or fixed by medics. |
| (Yeah)
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| It’s pathetic how when someone picks my record
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| From the shelf they just can’t help but get infected
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| (And it goes like this)
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| He’s the classy
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| He’s the nasty
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| Together we make an unstoppable tag team
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| Vaccines, serums, drugs to pills (Pills)
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| Ain’t nothing can cure’em 'cause they much too ill. |
| (Ill, ill)
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| Give me a chance and a bigger advance
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| I’ll make album so dope they ship it in bags (That's right)
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| Whose mischievous rants are sort of like a hypnotist’s chants
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| Putting school kids in a trance. |
| (Ohhh)
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| Man I got plans for the drought in chain stores
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| 'Cause nothing comes out worth paying for. |
| (Uh-uh)
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| But my mouth creates clouds for casting a brainstorm
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| And all these other rappers get rained on. |
| (Look out, look out)
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| Shame on the chaps who were resting in the stands
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| While the front row dap’s connecting with my hand. |
| (Yo-ho!)
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| Don’t get so mad 'cause we’re the freshest in the land
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| And your best don’t last like impressions in the sand. |
| (Fresh!)
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| I’m in demand 'cause I flow like tear glands
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| And just can’t stop being approached by weird fans. |
| (Ha, what the f-)
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| You know the story, they want to open for me
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| So I told the shorty only if you mean by beer cans. |
| (Pssss!)
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| My career can’t be disconnected
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| By kids on message boards trying to diss my record. |
| (Nope)
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| Skip regret, I’m unsympathetic
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| 'Cause kids that catch this cannot be disinfected
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| (So now it’s more like this)
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| He’s the classy
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| He’s the nasty
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| Together we make an unstoppable tag team
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| Vaccines, serums, drugs to pills (Pills)
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| Ain’t nothing can cure’em 'cause they much too ill. |
| (Ill, ill)
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| (Like this)
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| He’s the classy
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| He’s the nasty
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| Together we make an unstoppable tag team
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| Vaccines, serums, drugs to pills (Pills)
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| Ain’t nothing can cure’em 'cause they much too ill. |
| (Much too ill)
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| (Five G muthafucka!) |