| Ap I’m glad I caught you
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| You know I’m 'bout to leave the pad on tour soon
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| And I thought you’d watch my lady while I’m gone dude
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| Yo c’mon Lou, of course that’s cool, you’re my fuckin' man
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| My fam, I mean damn, I don’t got no other plans
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| We can rent some Blockbuster, catch a movie or two
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| But I’mma have to leave her home if there’s some hoochie to screw
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| Oh shit yeah, if there’s some booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed
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| I ain’t tryna cock block if you’re gettin' head
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| Lick and spread that chick instead, but if not, you gotta watch my baby then
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| Cause most of my lady’s friends are chickenheads
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| Yeah that’s understandable, broads can be real influential
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| And keepin' a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential
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| I’ll run into the store for the doe if shes low
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| And try to keep her from runnin with clubbin hoes
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| Word, I new there was a reason you’re my brother yo
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| Of course Lou, your blood from another mother, no other bro
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| Hello
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| Aiiyo Ap, wassup its Lou
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| My bus is stuck in ?, I’m glad I trust you to watch my lovely boo
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| Aiiyo, y’all found some stuff to do
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| Oh word up, we just buggin dude
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| Tryna watch this flick, wanna talk to your chick?
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| Oh, hold up, she just went into the bathroom sick
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| See we was drinkin and shit and now we chillin on the couch
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| We was thinking of goin out but decided to lounge in the house
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| Yo, lounge in the house? | 
| Bounce and be out?
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| What you mean shes sick, yo who the fuck you think you drinkin with
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| Your supposed to be over seeing shit
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| It sounds like all hell’s breakin loose
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| Yo, your breakin up Lou and your trippin like I’m trickin with your chick
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| Stop bein a dick actin like we fiendin to stick -phone hanging up-
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| Yo fuck it, don’t pick it up, Lou’s just bein' a jerk
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| His goin berserk, his probably just stressed from all the work
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| Let’s relax, sure we can cuddle, there’s nothin' wrong with that
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| You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap
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| Oh, what up b
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| Don’t what up me you fuckin asshole
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| I dropped outta my tour and had to duck my last show
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| Whats goin' on with you and my girl, slutty asshole
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| You fuckin' her, what you tryna ruin my world
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| Yo first of all kid, take that fuckin' tone out your voice
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| We boys but what you girl does is really her choice
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| Now she’s sittin' lonely at home while your doin' your shows
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| Besides son, I thought it was bros before hoes
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| So if your clothes come off while your chillin' with my sweet thing
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| I’m supposed to let her share her g-string
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| I’mma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales
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| Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls
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| Smack the curls off my ladies head and kill you for your treachery
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| You said you were my best friend, instead you got the best of me
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| Yo Lou, this shit is hectic B, I’m really not the enemy
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| It takes two to tango and we share the same energy
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| One night over some Hennessey we started messin sexually
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| And well, now we dealin with an unexpected pregnancy |