| What’s the difference between you and your lady
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| Aside from the fact that you don’t and she do want a baby
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| You got another thing coming if you sit around and think husbands and wives are
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| different when it comes to their drives
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| Cause every good man needs an ego boost
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| About as much as women need those shoes y’all
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| That’s why a guy never believes
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| That she might ever have cheated
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| But it’s still something we both do, cause.
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| Confucius say that when a dude’s away his beauty plays
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| That’s something that’s still true today
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| But there’s no telling with whom she lays
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| Cause while a bros helping himself to some
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| She’s busy in the room he stays
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| But somehow you behave as if it’s normalcy
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| Who needs waves when you relationships on stormy seas
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| Weather you’re headed for the beach or the rocks
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| It’s an easier lot then trying to get the cheating to stop
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| And men are totally clueless, believe it or not
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| We think our genders supposed to be ruthless
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| Cause we lead with our crotch
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| Boy, a woman can teach you a lot
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| If you had the strength to adopt
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| Her natural killer instinct when she shops (but you don’t)
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| Most men think that they got the only faithful one
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| That doesn’t just make you wrong, it also makes you dumb
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| I hate to dump on your wonderful chemistry
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| But you ain’t the one and only lay she wants
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| Cause weather she’s in love with celebrities
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| Gets no sex or stuck in the 70's
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| Re-loving them discotheques
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| There is no test to insure, or measurement for
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| Trust and fidelity that says they’ll endure
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| That’s why…
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| All girls cheat
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| (It's a lousy break)
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| Even the good ones
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| (Weather it’s wedding vows or dates)
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| You can bet she’s as crafty as you
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| (She can have the man of the house replaced)
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| But a mans got ladies like hes gotta try to sell you his rules
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| (I mean he’s doing it too)
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| He’ll tell you «Do as I said baby, not as I do»
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| He just doesn’t think its right for you
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| To cheat or not to cheat? |
| That is the question
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| You can preach monogamy and practice deception
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| But when a pall says your gal friends
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| Can match your defects then
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| You get mad with your best friend at the suggestion
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| Which is extra foul, you’d wanna do it for him
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| He ain’t trying to stress you out, he’s cluing you in
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| You suppress your doubts so long as you can pretend
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| She never messed around and you knew where she’s been
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| Some dudes will invent fiction from this
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| When there’s chicks among us
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| Who get around more that distance runners
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| That’s the hubris of men that lets them twist the numbers
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| Of a girl so new, in the end he thinks he’s Chris Columbus
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| Well, it’s no wonder sisters diss the brothers
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| We don’t want ladies
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| We’re just babies who miss their mothers
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| And piss the covers when we think our chicks had others
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| You call yourself a grown man?
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| But won’t stand and risk the justice
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| Get with the program
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| Cause chicks have lives outside their own man
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| But bros can’t admit that, right?
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| You probably think this whole jams a big fat lie
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| But I should know man, I’ve been that guy from both sides
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| All girls cheat
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| (It's a lousy break)
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| Even the good ones
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| (Weather it’s wedding vows or dates)
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| You can bet she’s as crafty as you
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| (She can have the man of the house replaced)
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| But a mans got ladies like hes gotta try to sell you his rules
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| (I mean he’s doing it too)
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| He’ll tell you «Do as I said baby, not as I do»
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| He just doesn’t think its right for you
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| (Audio of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut)
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| Alice Harford: Millions of years of evolution, right? |
| Right?
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| Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women… women it is just
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| about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!
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| Dr. Bill Harford: It was a little oversimplified, but yes, something like that
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| Alice Harford: If you men only knew… |