| Hi everybody
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| It’s nice to be here
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| Nice to see you all
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| It is funny to see you all here
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| 'Cause I fucked all your mothers
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| So that’s weird
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| Isn’t that a weird coincidence
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| I fucked all your mothers
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| And here you are
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| You’re not mad are you
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| Joking together 'cause you’re mad
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| They liked it so don’t worry
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| You shouldn’t be mad
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| You should want your mother
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| To enjoy herself
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| I’m a little tired of
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| All this terrorist alarming
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| And the terrorist hatred
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| All this anti terrorist
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| You know terrorists are just people
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| Who like to murder other people
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| What the fuck is the big problem
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| Seriously I think that they’ve
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| Become victimized in this country because
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| They’re exposed of their religious beliefs
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| And they have a right to to murder
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| 'Cause here’s the thing
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| What did they do that’s so bad
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| They killed people
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| Who the fuck
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| Or who are
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| So what
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| What’s so great about people
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| That they shouldn’t be
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| Allowed to murder them
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| And I was really thinking about that like
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| So people die
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| Yeah
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| Fuck it I don’t know them
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| So honestly I don’t care
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| And if somebody goes
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| What if somebody you knew died
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| Well that will be sad
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| But when I think about that
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| Yeah so people die
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| What’s the big deal
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| They’re dead
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| And some of them
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| Might have been assholes
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| You don’t know
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| Alright wait
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| It’s not good to rape people right
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| It’s not ok to rape people
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| But what about jews
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| Oh my God
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| Did I say that
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| That’s fuckin' horrible
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| I would’ve raped Hitler
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| Like if I had a time machine
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| I think the two things
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| I would’ve done would’ve been to
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| Erase my daughter
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| And rape Hitler
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| Because
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| I don’t think it would’ve been
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| Enough to kill Hitler
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| I think if I raped him
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| He would’ve had no balls to do
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| All the shit he did
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| He would’ve been just kind of
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| Depressed all the time
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| Sittin' on the floor of his shower
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| Crying holding his knees
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| And stuff like that
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| And a guy who does can’t have
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| The focus to takeover the world
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| So I think I would’ve
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| And also I wanted to fuck Hitler
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| Seriously I think he was hot
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| I seriously was attracted to him
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| I used to fantasize about his brushed
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| Mustache sort of tickle my balls
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| I don’t know how that would work
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| He’s there but then he’d have to
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| I guess if we were 69ing
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| Then his mustache would tickle my balls
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| But then that wouldn’t really be rape
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| You can’t rape people and do a 69
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| JUSTHIS ain’t free
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| Ya heard then pay for it
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| JUSTHIS ain’t free
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| Ya heard then pay for it
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| JUSTHIS ain’t free
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| Ya heard then pay for it
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| I got 99 problems
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| Anyway I gotta go thanks a lot |