Translation of the song lyrics Los Perros - Joan Sebastian

Los Perros (original)

Mi suegra me echo los perros la otra noche que llegaba
(mi suegra me echo los perros la otra noche que llegaba)
Me confundio con mi suegro no se que diablos pasaba
(me confundio con mi suegro no se que diablos pasaba)
Ay me tiene compadre (si, si, si)
Defenfdiendo el pellejo (si, si)
Dime dime compadre (si, si, si)
Odiara tanto al viejo (si, si)
Dime dime compadre (si, si, si)
Si me paresco al viejo
Al arrivo de mi novia se salio por la tangente
(al arrivo de mi novia se salio por la tangente)
Dijo andar mal de la vista y confundirme de repente
(dijo andar mal de la vista y confundirme de repente)
Voy a sacarle a mi suegra cita con un oculista
(voy a sacarle a mi suegra cita con un oculista)
Que le revise todito principalmente la vista
(que le revise todito principalmente la vista)
Ay me tiene compadre (si, si, si)
Defenfdiendo el pellejo (si, si)
Dime dime compadre (si, si, si)
Odiara tanto al viejo (si, si)
Dime dime compadre (si, si, si)
Si me paresco al viejo

(translation)

My mother-in-law gave me the dogs the other night I arrived
(my mother-in-law gave me the dogs the other night I arrived)
He confused me with my father-in-law, I don't know what the hell was going on
(he confused me with my father-in-law, I don't know what the hell was going on)
Oh, he has me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
Defending the skin (yes, yes)
Tell me tell me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
I'll hate the old man so much (yeah, yeah)
Tell me tell me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
If I look like the old man
When my girlfriend arrived she went off on a tangent
(upon my girlfriend's arrival she went off on a tangent)
She said her eyesight was bad and suddenly confused
(he said he had poor eyesight and was suddenly confused)
I'm going to make an appointment with an eye doctor for my mother-in-law
(I'm going to make an appointment with an eye doctor for my mother-in-law)
Have everything checked, mainly his eyesight
(have him check everything, mainly his eyesight)
Oh, he has me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
Defending the skin (yes, yes)
Tell me tell me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
I'll hate the old man so much (yeah, yeah)
Tell me tell me compadre (yes, yes, yes)
If I look like the old man