Translation of the song lyrics El Siete Vidas - Joan Sebastian

El Siete Vidas (original)

Voy a contarles la historia
De un buen gato solteron
Que a seis de sus siete vidas
Ya les dieron chicharrón
Voy a contarles la historia
De un buen gato solteron
Que a seis de sus siete vidas
Ya les dieron chicharrón
La primera le quitaron
Cuando era chavalon
Pues al gato lo encontraron
Pervirtiendo a un buen ratón
Su segunda el gato
La perdió con doña Elena
Pues ella tenia una gata
Y ahora tiene una docena
Su segunda el gato
La perdió con doña Elena
Pues ella tenia una gata
Y ahora tiene una docena
La otra le quito Juana
Por desgraciar a su gata enana
Y otra le quito Dora
Por seducir a su gata de angora
Como el gato esta bien miope
Confundió a una perra pinta
Y una horrible mordida
Le puso fin a su quinta
Como el gato esta bien miope
Confundió a una perra pinta
Y una horrible mordida
Le puso fin a su quinta
Su sexta vida ha perdido
En un reventón masivo
Se le olvido que hoy en día
Hay que usar preservativo
Su sexta vida ha perdido
En un reventón masivo
Se le olvido que hoy en día
Hay que usar preservativo
Hoy el gato esta muy triste
Comentando con la luna
Que le quedan muchas gatas
Pero vida solo una

El Siete Vidas (translation)

I'm going to tell you the story
Of a good bachelor cat
That six of his seven lives
They already gave them pork rinds
I'm going to tell you the story
Of a good bachelor cat
That six of his seven lives
They already gave them pork rinds
The first one was taken away
When I was a kid
Well, they found the cat
Perverting a good mouse
His second the cat
He lost it with doña Elena
Well, she had a cat.
And now she has a dozen
His second hers the cat
He lost it with doña Elena
Well, she had a cat.
And now she has a dozen
The other took Juana
To disgrace his dwarf cat
And another I took from Dora
For seducing his angora cat
As the cat is very myopic
He mistook a pint bitch
And a horrible bite
She ended her fifth
As the cat is very myopic
He mistook a pint bitch
And a horrible bite
He ended his fifth
His sixth life of him has lost
In a massive blowout
You forgot that today
You have to use a condom
His sixth life of him has lost
In a massive blowout
You forgot that today
You have to use a condom
Today the cat is very sad
Commenting with the moon
That he has many cats left
But life only one