Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Passive Aggressive Christmas, artist - Jinkx Monsoon. Date of issue: 10.12.2020
Song language: English
Passive Aggressive Christmas |
| Yes, it’s another Christmas with the folks |
| Another chance for us to get together and argue |
| Just like Santa wants |
| The house is dressed in jewels of green and red, oh |
| Sugar plums in each collective head, oh |
| And in the grand ol' fashioned way |
| With the family for the day |
| And all the wine-soaked gossip that is bein' said |
| The cousins and the uncles takin' turns, oh |
| With family dramas, medical concerns, oh |
| I only know we fight it best |
| If we could give that top a rest |
| And then this holiday the peace is truly earned |
| Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas |
| Let’s not pretend we’re all that close |
| Dad can talk about the new car |
| And TV shows he loves the most |
| It’s only 7 hours, so let the work shift now begin |
| We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again |
| Everybody glows a Christmas light, o-oh |
| Everybody’s tryin' not to fight, o-oh |
| And now it’s Macy’s own parade |
| Another reason to behave |
| Another chance to say we’re doing St. Nick right |
| Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas |
| And cut the sentimental end |
| No, Mom, I don’t have a boyfriend |
| No, Grandma, I don’t have a girlfriend |
| Let’s think about the presents and of the cracking New Year in |
| We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again |
| Oh, Grandma, Franklin, Uncle Paul |
| You love them all, yeah, you love them all |
| And you can keep that smile on through the night |
| Oh, but, I swear to God that it isn’t fair |
| If the Andersons ask about my hair |
| For the hundredth time that day, oh, hey |
| Now, sweetheart, do you want to be the one to say the blessing today? |
| And I’ll say… |
| Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas |
| Cause we’re all in it 'till we’re free |
| The folks all say they love the turkey |
| But, no one cares about the turkey |
| We’d rather wash the dishes |
| Cause of the trouble that we’re in |
| We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again |
| Oh, we did it all last year and we’ll do it all again |
| Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la |
| Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la |
| Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no |