| Jinkx Monsoon:
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| She’s not too big on country
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| Nor I on R and B soul
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| Amanda Palmer:
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| We can’t even come to terms on the right Rock and Roll
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| Jinkx:
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| She likes to call me stupid, I like to call her dumb
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| Amanda:
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| 'Cause I’m into MPR
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| She’s into VH1
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| (You think you’re so smart)
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| Jinkx:
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| There ain’t a lot on which we agree but one thing brings us together, babe
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| Jinkx and Amanda:
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| We like the boys in the band
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| Jinkx:
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| That’s where we take our stand, girl
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| We like the boys in the band
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| You wanna join our stand, boy?
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| To some they’re poison but, we like the boys in the band
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| Amanda:
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| I love your emo haircut, the concert all the rage
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| Oh my god shoes
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| Jinkx:
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| But we really wanna see what you’re keeping backstage
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| (Marky (?) said you had VIP tickets)
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| Amanda:
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| It doesn’t matter the voice or how you play the guitar
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| (Amanda: So did you always want to be a musician?) (Jinkx: I saw him first!)
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| Jinkx:
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| Just one good look at your face and we know, we know, we know, we know you’re
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| gonna go far
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| On other things we never see eye to eye but lemme tell you the truth babe
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| We like the boys in the band
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| That’s where we take our stand, girl
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| We like the boys in the band
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| You wanna join our stand, boy?
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| We like the boys in, we like the boys in the band
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| Amanda:
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| Mister drummer would you let me be your own?
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| I’m cold and tired and I’m never going home
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| Jinkx:
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| Lead guitarist would you let me be your own?
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| I’m cold and tired and I’m never going, never going
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| (So is your hair like, naturally green?)
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| One, two, one, two, FUCK YOU!
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| Jinkx: and Amanda
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| We’ll take you old school punk yeah, drama geeks too
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| Yeah you can rock with The Ramones or Avenue Q, American Idols barber shop
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| troops
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| In your pre-torn jeans and your three piece suits, now you Beethoven boys yeah
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| you got it right
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| We’ll make our own moonlights and nod out tonight
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| You think baby you’re fans with these oldies bands (?)
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| You know we’re done do-be-do done, done with it
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| Jinkx:
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| There ain’t a lot on which we agree but one thing brings us together babe
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| We like the boys in the band
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| That’s where we take our stand, girl
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| We like the boys in the band
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| You wanna join our stand, boy?
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| We like the boys in, we like the boys in the band
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| Amanda:
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| Back up vocals will you let me be your own?
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| I’m cold and tired and I’m never going home
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| Jinkx:
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| Second keyboard will you let me be your own?
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| I’m cold and tired and I’m never going, never going, never going home
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| We like the boys in the band (x8) |