| Ok class, um, please settle down now
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| I’d like to introduce our new student
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| Uhh, uhh Willy Bubba, Willy is from Kentucky, welcome Willy, uh
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| I’ll be your teacher, my name is Ms. Felby
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| (1st Verse- Violent J)
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| Well I flopped out of school but I still hang in the halls
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| So there I was, you’ll never guess what I saw
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| Maybe a chicken, I thought it was a duck
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| But it was a redneck fuck, so I walked up
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| «Hey Willy Bubba, hubba-bubba-lubba
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| My names Violent J, but my homies call me chicken plucker
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| I been down with the clown since day one, it’s day two
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| I guess I got some plucking to do
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| In these parts, we tie you to the desk
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| And all line up and take blows to your chest
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| Fists to your chin, kicks to your head
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| Last year we killed a kid dead
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| Walked in the school, there’s hay in the hallway
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| Leading to your locker, walk up 'n sock ya
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| Then bounce your head around the class room and act nutty
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| The teacher walks in and asked everybody
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| Who kicked Willy Bubba’s ass?
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| Did you do it right here in the class?
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| Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth
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| Did you kick him in the forehead
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| (2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope)
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| Willy Willy Bubba hubba lubba dubba dilly
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| Tell me why you talk so silly, bitch
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| You sound like you come from the land of the bigots
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| Jolly old Dickens, the land of the chickens
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| I guess you’re in season, I’m packing me a .44
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| Barrels to your head and blow your face out your asshole
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| POWWW, bitch! |
| I’m Shaggy2Dope
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| I’m coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke
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| And don’t cry or run to the teach
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| She can’t understand your redneck-ass speech
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| If she could, she wouldn’t do a thang
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| 'Cuz she’s my bitch and she loves to suck my wang
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| You in trouble Bubba, you better run quick
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| You too slow, Willy, 'cuz you a fat bitch
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| I caught up and got my hands all bloody
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| Teacher walks in the class room, and asked everybody
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| HOOOOOOLD UP! |
| check it out…
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| Let’s play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba (repeat 'till end) |