Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song To Catch A Predator, artist - Insane Clown Posse. Date of issue: 31.08.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
To Catch A Predator |
| I’m on the internet, posing as a little girl |
| I’m trying to lure evil into my world |
| I tell 'em that I’m curious, and I’m only twelve |
| Mom and dad are gone for the day, I’m by myself |
| Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer |
| Hoping that they show up, cuz what I’m about to do to 'em |
| Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade |
| Fronting to this perv like I’m only in the seventh grade |
| The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside |
| In my best little girl’s voice, I’m like, «Hi! |
| Come on in! |
| I’m putting on my bikini!» |
| Huh, and when the door shuts, that’s when I let 'em see me |
| «Hi there."I stab 'em in the neck first |
| Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts |
| Carve his whole face off and make him eat it |
| Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| And it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service |
| Cuz people out there, think they don’t deserve this |
| Until it’s your kid an old man’s finger fucking |
| Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in |
| I don’t blame you, that’s why I catch 'em in advance |
| While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance |
| I tell 'em I’m alone and I’m only thirteen |
| «Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?» |
| Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee |
| «Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes» |
| And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor |
| Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker |
| «Come in, have a seat,"and then I stroll in |
| With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?) |
| I cut his hands off, he ain’t touching nobody |
| Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody |
| Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don’t have to do- |
| Zip it! |
| Wait, please! |
| I’ve got money, we can- |
| Shut it, fucker! |
| Please we can work this out! |
| Silence, I said! |
| Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead |
| Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head |
| Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths |
| Now what y’all talking about?! |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| And it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| What’s in the bag? |
| Funyuns and condoms |
| Why did you bring condoms? |
| I didn’t mean to! |
| The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking |
| What the fuck am I thinking? |
| I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes |
| Cuz it ease my mind |
| Some of them are dead, and some are still living |
| But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I’m given |
| I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun |
| They can’t run, so they both mad fun |
| I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell |
| I’m not expecting any predators, but oh well |
| I took my spot, «Come in, I’ll be right there!» |
| But I left a head sitting on the living room chair |
| He seen it and ran, I had to give chase |
| We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face |
| I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck |
| Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck |
| A bus full of high school kids watched it happen |
| He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping |
| Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman |
| But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| And it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I’m prob’ly gonna burn for this |
| Ain’t no lesson to learn from this |
| There’s nothing Imma earn |
| But it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |
| I said it sure is fun |
| (To catch a predator) |