| Dare to go for a spin on the world’s most horrifically fabulous ride!
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| Behold the Tempest! |
| the fastest, highest, steepest, and tallest
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| Coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!
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| We fuckin rollin with no controllin, them bolts ain’t holdin
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| Take you higher, rollin' on wires, till time expires
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| Swinging corners, some kids are goners, you hangin' on-ers
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| Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels…
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| Get your forehead pummeled
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| We upside down you, then 'round and 'round you
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| Your evil found you
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| Let’s go faster, it’s sheer disaster, while spinnin' backwards
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| Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges
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| It’s the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this,
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| and more roller coaster
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| It’s something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it
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| (come ride the Tempest)
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| You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it (jump on it)
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| It’s something wicked for you so get on, get on it
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| (let's ride the Tempest)
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| We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it
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| Electrifyin' and now you climbin, feels like you flyin
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| The carts are shakin, slowly elevatin, sound like they breakin
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| Rickety, rackety, clickity, clack, up we go, you no look back
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| Some french guy had to look, froze up and fell out, he got so shook
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| So fuck him, them poles keep duckin, this cart you stuck in
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| Upward spiral, through the rings of fire, still climbing higher
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| Rackety, rickity, clackity, click, now you on the tip-top tipity
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| Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this,
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| and more roller coaster
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| Straight down, you fallin, you fallin
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| Straight down so fast your skin is crawlin
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| Straight down, you fallin, you fallin
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| Straight down so fast your skin is crawlin
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| You fallin so fast, you see your whole life flash
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| Your balls jump up your ass in a quick dash
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| You get whiplash, the shit fast on your bitch ass
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| And it don’t stop till the shit crash |