| She was lovely, long hair, short, nice figure though | 
| So at the funeral, it made me cry, watch her die | 
| I cannot lie, I couldn’t sleep without a wink | 
| I only think about my lady, I want my baby | 
| I need her by my side, to hold me, to squeeze me I still have pictures, but all they do is tease me I see my therapist, he only tells me I’m in trouble | 
| I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel | 
| And while I’m digging, it’s awfully dark and kinda funny | 
| Don’t dig too fast or to see things could get bloody | 
| I watch my baby, I hit the top of baby’s coffin | 
| I thinking, she’s better off inside if she died | 
| Yeah, she needs me, I can tell my baby wants me Cuz every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me I prey it open, the odor hits me, there she is I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a | 
| … | 
| Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry | 
| A girl that passed away back in 1985 | 
| A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed | 
| A girl I chew on cuz my baby is already dead | 
| Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl | 
| Cemetery baby, I want you in my world | 
| Cemetery woman, we can still be down | 
| You’re more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown | 
| Fuck yeah, motherfucker | 
| I don’t want no stuck up Little sassy rassy bitch | 
| Ya know what I’m saying | 
| I want me a cold stanky bitch | 
| So bring it on, dead momma | 
| She’s as lovely as always, my baby hasn’t changed | 
| Except for the hole that’s in her forehead, you can see her brains | 
| Nevertheless, our love is still forever true | 
| Her eyes have withered, her skin has now a tint of blue | 
| My baby’s dusty and dirty, and wrinkled clothes | 
| And now I notice, the maggots chewed off all her toes | 
| The earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar | 
| Is that a bug upon her face? | 
| oh, it’s just a booger | 
| I lean her head back to kiss her cracking lips | 
| And then her neck crack, also does her hips | 
| I must be gentle, my baby girl’s a little rusty | 
| A little dusty, but most of all, a little musty | 
| I notice that, when we lay together on the lawn | 
| We lay till dawn, I notice her left eye is gone | 
| We said goodbye and everything turned out alright | 
| I’ll see you again tomorrow night, because I need a… | 
| Check it out, bitch! | 
| You aren’t getting stank, skank | 
| Get your asses shoveling | 
| Then you’ll want a lil somthin somthin | 
| Them cramey graveyard bitches | 
| They DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!!! |