| My hand popped up out of the dirt | 
| Crawling out with broken wrists that don’t even hurt | 
| My blood won’t squirt its rusty, dry | 
| A millipede made its home in my eye | 
| I’ll get by till the wicked Halloween | 
| I’m howling, stray dogs following | 
| I’m coming home, dead man walking | 
| My feet flop Clown Walkin' might make the beat drop | 
| Spend twenty-five years I’m chewing on gum | 
| Wait, I got none I’m chewing on my tongue | 
| My leg snapped off at the knee | 
| I beat a kid in the head with it and stoled his candy | 
| Draged myself all the way to my old block | 
| There go my old house, I go «knock» | 
| Trick or treat, some chick opened it up | 
| I stabbed her in the gut and started choking the slut | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| (Hellaween) | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Extremely often, I’m laying in my coffin | 
| But this Halloween, the lid’s comin' off, son | 
| A dead ninja got work to put in | 
| And quite a few assholes to put a foot in | 
| It’s been twenty years, I wonder where my bitch at | 
| My dick’s still intact, I wanna hit that | 
| Ain’t shit funny, and this ain’t a costume | 
| I only live under the light of the Moooon! | 
| Lookin' for the bitch in the phonebook | 
| But my only one good eye, it won’t work | 
| Finally found the address, I’m goin' there | 
| Lookin like a big Yoda, but I don’t care (Mmm) | 
| Rang the doorbell with a dead-ass rose | 
| Long-ass worm hangin' outta my nose | 
| My bitch got older, look like Mick Foley | 
| I killed her, 'cause I refuse to die lonely! | 
| Come on, bitch! | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| (Hellaween) | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| A wicked (Bring that shit back) | 
| A wicked Hellaween (Bring, bring bring, bring that shit back) | 
| A wicked (Bring that shit back) | 
| A wicked Hellaween (Bring) | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| It’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| It’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| (Hellaween) | 
| What happened to the wicked? | 
| (Bring that shit back) | 
| Give me a wicked Hellaween (Bring that shit back) | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Yeah, and it’s time to get bloody! | 
| And we get blood everywhere! | 
| Hellaween | 
| A wicked Hellaween | 
| A wicked Hellaween |